mili
03-31-2003, 07:29 AM
A vacuum salesman forces his way into this farm house in the boonies despite the protests of the the lady of the house, then proceeds to spread dried horse manure on the carpet in the middle of the room.
"Are you out of your mind? What the hell do you think you are doing?" asks the woman
The sales man puts his finest smile on his face and says: "Madam, I promise you to eat all that this excellent vacuum cleaner is unable to pick up"
The woman: "Ok then let me put a little catchup on this dry shit because we do not have electricity in the house"
mili
"Are you out of your mind? What the hell do you think you are doing?" asks the woman
The sales man puts his finest smile on his face and says: "Madam, I promise you to eat all that this excellent vacuum cleaner is unable to pick up"
The woman: "Ok then let me put a little catchup on this dry shit because we do not have electricity in the house"
mili