Chief
04-18-2003, 07:59 AM
Old, but worth repeating:
An attractive woman strolled into an exclusive Lexus dealership in Beverly Hills. She walked over to the top of the line model, opened the door and bent over to feel the beautiful hand-crafted leather upholstery. Upon which she broke wind with a terrible noise. She turned around, hoping no one noticed, and to her extreme embarassment a salesman was standing right next to her. She quickly gathered her composure, and calmly stated, "Sir, what is the cost of this fine automobile?" To which the salesman replied - "Ma'am, if just touching this car made you fart, you're gonna shit when you hear the price..."
An attractive woman strolled into an exclusive Lexus dealership in Beverly Hills. She walked over to the top of the line model, opened the door and bent over to feel the beautiful hand-crafted leather upholstery. Upon which she broke wind with a terrible noise. She turned around, hoping no one noticed, and to her extreme embarassment a salesman was standing right next to her. She quickly gathered her composure, and calmly stated, "Sir, what is the cost of this fine automobile?" To which the salesman replied - "Ma'am, if just touching this car made you fart, you're gonna shit when you hear the price..."