mdeven
04-21-2004, 03:04 AM
If you've been around a while you already know, but here goes....
I have an old spinal cord injury that confines me to a wheelchair.... I try to stay active by doing a whole bunch of stuff.... I build engines, do some metal fab, misc. other crazy stuff.... I have a small transport business.... I transport cars, trucks, vans, bikes and boats just about anywhere I can drive my crippled ass....
A couple weeks ago I went to Raliegh, NC, picked up a few cars and proceded to Goldsboro, NC to pick up a third.... This was the extent of my load that day.... I decided to take the coast highway instead of the major interstate.... Great choice that turned out to be....
After finally making it through Myrtle Beach, SC during rush hour (when isn't it there?) with no trailer brakes, I proceeded farther down the road.... I made it to Georgetown, SC.... That's the last "major" stop on the way to Charleston, my destination this day.... I decided to stop and pee before taking on that leg.... I pulled into an empty Food Lion parking lot and parked under a street lamp....
Not to freak folks out or anything, but to empty my bladder, i have to insert a catheter.... Well, here I was doing my thing, when a tanker truck pulled into the parking lot.... My first thought was: "He's got the same idea as me".... To my amazement, he pulled right in front of me and parked not 20 feet from the front of my truck.... So, here I am with my penis in my hand and a truck driver staring at me in an empty parking lot in the middle of the night (I forgot to say it was around midnight).... I started entertaining thoughts about running this guy over and haulin' ass....
As this guy is sitting there staring at me, I realized it was my neighbor's goofy face looking back at me....
I told him what I was thinking and I thought he would pee himself....
Mark
I have an old spinal cord injury that confines me to a wheelchair.... I try to stay active by doing a whole bunch of stuff.... I build engines, do some metal fab, misc. other crazy stuff.... I have a small transport business.... I transport cars, trucks, vans, bikes and boats just about anywhere I can drive my crippled ass....
A couple weeks ago I went to Raliegh, NC, picked up a few cars and proceded to Goldsboro, NC to pick up a third.... This was the extent of my load that day.... I decided to take the coast highway instead of the major interstate.... Great choice that turned out to be....
After finally making it through Myrtle Beach, SC during rush hour (when isn't it there?) with no trailer brakes, I proceeded farther down the road.... I made it to Georgetown, SC.... That's the last "major" stop on the way to Charleston, my destination this day.... I decided to stop and pee before taking on that leg.... I pulled into an empty Food Lion parking lot and parked under a street lamp....
Not to freak folks out or anything, but to empty my bladder, i have to insert a catheter.... Well, here I was doing my thing, when a tanker truck pulled into the parking lot.... My first thought was: "He's got the same idea as me".... To my amazement, he pulled right in front of me and parked not 20 feet from the front of my truck.... So, here I am with my penis in my hand and a truck driver staring at me in an empty parking lot in the middle of the night (I forgot to say it was around midnight).... I started entertaining thoughts about running this guy over and haulin' ass....
As this guy is sitting there staring at me, I realized it was my neighbor's goofy face looking back at me....
I told him what I was thinking and I thought he would pee himself....
Mark