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good 2 go
05-09-2003, 06:10 AM
Here is some good ones for ya guys to laugh at over a beer or Snapple...lol..

Top Ten Newbie Questions:

11.)Why do my locals drop off after awhile ?
10.)Is this a safe site or does Direct TV own it ?
9.) What should I do about this letter I got from Direct TV ?
Know any good lawyers?
8.) Whats the difference between a bin and a hex ? I cant
run either one on Win98.
7.) Are their any new fixes yet or what ?
6.) Can someone tell me what kinda loader I have? It’s
black with switches on the back- thanks.
5.) I open WinExplorer and it doesn’t do anything ? Whats
wrong ?
4.) What is a sub’d bin and does someone have one I can
use ?
3.) What is IVAC ?
2.) Will my H-Card still work ?

And the #1 Newbie Question is.....(drum roll).........

1.) What does ext 745 mean ?


....................GTG..............:D

Budreaux
05-09-2003, 06:29 AM
11) You never put them there, or you were so drunk when you did that you fell off your chair the same time you wrote teh hex.

10) Safe is such an objective word nowadays. But hey, this is about as safe as it gets. Dave doesn't own me or Mili for that matter.

9) Dave sending out letters now, are they for birthdays and holidays, why would I need a lawyer, I never got that nioncertified letter.

8)Bin is spelt B-i-n and Hex is spelt H-e-x. Other than that, I really don't know. I think you should ask "Why am I still using windows 98?".

7)Fix...? Hell the last one just went down 3 minutes after you posted the question.

6)Are the switches White.. I think that is the no-name generic brand. You should by one that compliments the look of your computer, after all, the appearnace is what makes it work so well.

5)It's a private program and so is my key, so get your own.

4)A subb'd bin is a paid for account from DTV, and Dave has one you can buy.

3)IVAC.. I think that is the security level we were at during the Iraqi war.

2)Mine does......:p

1) See #4 :D

good 2 go
05-09-2003, 03:30 PM
Good Job Budreaux, your good, tks for playing along, GTG.;)