And God created woman...

[Chief]

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing,
Then he added a mouth - ruined the whole damn thing.

[Chief]

YEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAA :p

[dtvcrazy]

Seven wise men made up their minds, to make something of their own design.
The first was a carpenter, full of wit, with a hammer and chisel he gave it a split.
The second was a blacksmith, black as coal, with a hammer and anvil he gave it a hole.
The third was a tailor taught and trim, with a piece of red ribbon he lined it within.
The fourth was a furrier short and stout, with the fur of a bear he lined it without.
The fifth was a fisherman old and bent, with a rotten old fish he gave it its scent.
The sixth was a teacher with a B.A. degree he felt it and smelt it and said it would pee.
The seventh was a rabbi, a mean little runt, he blessed it and f*#!ed and called it a CUNT. :flipa:

[Crazy1_79]

LMAO, I need to come into this section when we are getting ecm'd to hell and I am ready to throw my programmers out the window!!! You guys are great man.