Accept Jesus, get a PlayStation 2

[Chief]

I thought the water gun thread was strange, until I saw this...

No wonder people are skeptical of religion. Look at this shit. :rolleyes:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

[sukh77]

WTF. I think iam bouts to open my very own church. Free money never hurts anyone, just like free tv, except for parents and sat providers. that's too funny.

[JT]

I'd buy this before I'd buy Pat Robertsons BS. At least I'd get something in return.

[ghost71799]

I'd buy this before I'd buy Pat Robertsons BS. At least I'd get something in return.

Man oh man the part about the playstation didn't piss me off to much it was the line this is for children only and at the bottom of the screen was a ad for what would Jesus do thongs.

All I can say is don't let the babtists around my way see that there will be a hanging or something worse also they or whoever they is couldn't pay me no amount of money to put that on the internet and advertise it for children only.

GHOST

[JT]

I'm pretty sure the ad is just propoganda. I don't think it's real. (although you never know in todays world) It's just something somebody wrote up to slam religion and it's methods of 'hooking' you in. (i.e.-religion is often selling you something, not giving anything away I think might be the authors take home message) The whole thing is supposed to be humor, not literal. So you probably shouldn't take it too seriously there ghost, even if you don't think it's funny.

[skinerd]

Teaching kids to steal from mom and dad????? Real good church people here.

2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)

3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)


Found this after reading a bit on the site:

This parody is copyright 2000 Americhrist Ltd. All rights reserved."

[SRsmokealot]

That is very funny.
how many kids saw that and freaked out while running for daddys wallet.
LOL

[tbelisle]

did anybody bother to click the "support the NRA icon at the bottom. It is a kids section that got me literaly sick.
I support gun rights, but shit like that is what keep assholes like mickeal moore in business.