View Full Version : Lawyer Joke, Pretty funny
eddiemiller
08-25-2004, 01:11 AM
Joke Of The Day
One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat." So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house." The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The lawyer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
Dulley
08-25-2004, 01:16 AM
Lol
HAHAHHAHA ,
OK , old joke :
What is the difference between a lawyer & a hooker ?
The hooker stops screwing you after your dead ..
cojones
08-25-2004, 02:54 AM
he!he!
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says:"In USSR, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka, as good as the one we produce in Ukrainia.
And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying that, he open the window and throw the rest of the bottle thru it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas, nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigars, and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed. At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it...
cojones
08-25-2004, 03:19 AM
What's eighteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
The tie around a lawyer's neck.
cojones
08-25-2004, 03:24 AM
In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a
lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you
shoot?
Use all three bullets on the lawyer.
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
What is the difference between a female lawyer and a catfish?
One's slimey and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water
Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
I can't beleive no one has posted the most common lawyer joke of all....
How do you tell if a lawyer is lying?
Their lips are moving.
Gonadsthe2nd
08-26-2004, 08:26 AM
In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a
lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you
shoot?
Use all three bullets on the lawyer.
What are lawyers good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
What is the difference between a female lawyer and a catfish?
One's slimey and has whiskers, and the other one lives in the water
Did you hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
thats pretty funny co-honies!!!!!! :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
fucktard!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D heh,heh things are not what they seem to be....good!!!!! :flipa: :flipa:
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