bush goes to hell

[midwest]

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. I don't know what to do here" says the devil. "you are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. "I have got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves".
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first door, in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving and surfacing over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long.

The devil led him to the next room. in it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer time after time after time. "No I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I would was break rocks all day. "commented George.

The devil opened a third door. in it George saw Bill Clinton. lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Llewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said. "Yeah, I can handle this"

The devil smiled and said...........
"OK Monica you are free to go".

[midwest]

little johnny

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his
hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you
doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy.

Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the
UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

[Chapster99]

The devil smiled and said...........
"OK Monica you are free to go".

LMAO.....!!! Good one.

[tigert422]

This guy was interviewed for a new job but had to lose 40 lbs in a week and enroute to his house he saw a billboard guaranteeing a weight lose of 50 lbs in a week, so he called the number listed.

Upon contacting them and paying the fee an associate will be sent to his home to help him out with the selected program. There was a knock at his door early the next morning and as he opened the door this nice looking blonde, a #10 said to him
this is the deal I run thru out your house and when you catch me I'm all yours, so off they went . After about 15 min of chasing her he caught her and fock her all night . He weighted himself the next day and lost 5 lbs. He was happy and sour and had to relax to get ready for the next days activities. This happened four times with different ladies. He lose a total of 20 lbs and it was Friday this guy was very happy.

Now he had to go back to their building to lose the last 20lbs for the weekend and the setting was awesome it had trophic trees, it was like a small trophic forest with water falls , small stream etc. Once in you can only get out on the other side of the lake. They told him a lady will be chasing him and when she got him she would fouck him up IT WAS A GORILLA IN HEAT Off he ran!!!!!!!!

[midwest]

There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The
horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and
get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.

The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

[midwest]

A priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in
the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing, and because the priest
had heard that cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, Has anybody got a cock?

All the men stood up.

No, No, he said, That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?

All the women stood up.

No, No, he said, That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that
doesn't belong to him or her?

Half the women stood up.

No, No, he said, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

[beercan22]

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. I don't know what to do here" says the devil. "you are on my list but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. "I have got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves".
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first door, in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving and surfacing over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long.

The devil led him to the next room. in it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer time after time after time. "No I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I would was break rocks all day. "commented George.

The devil opened a third door. in it George saw Bill Clinton. lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Llewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said. "Yeah, I can handle this"

The devil smiled and said...........
"OK Monica you are free to go".


Hey!! Do you know how to rupture clinton????? Kick kerry in the back of the head!!