midwest
10-10-2004, 01:30 PM
Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.
0(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled: I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.
Here's one seen above a urinal:
look up look up
[even higher on the wall]
keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis!
Look Left.
You look left and it reads:
Look Right
You look right and it reads:
Look Left...
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
(written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm out of paper
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...
written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.
0(written high upon the wall above a urinal)
Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.
Sign posted in a bathroom:
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in your ashtrays!
Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these words: "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the toilet)
Under a sign that said "Employees Must Wash Hands," someone scribbled: I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant:
It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit. It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.
Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray,
I don't blow my ass away.
Here's one seen above a urinal:
look up look up
[even higher on the wall]
keep looking up
[on the ceiling]
Quick! Look down! You're pissing on your shoes!
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:
Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis!
Look Left.
You look left and it reads:
Look Right
You look right and it reads:
Look Left...
Everybody pisses on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
(written above a urinal)
Why are you looking up here?
Are you ashamed of it?