dRaNo
11-18-2004, 01:45 PM
A hippie gets onto a crowded city bus and takes the only available seat, which happens to be next to a nun. Being the dirty hippie he is, he starts trying to pick up the nun by hitting on her with some dirty pick up lines. The nun gets disgusted and gets off at the next stop. At the end of the line, the hippie decides to get off the bus. As he's leaving the bus driver calls him over. He says to him "I see you were trying to pick up that nun." The hippie says "yeah, she got all pissed off, a guy like me could never get with a nun." The bus driver says "I know for a fact that that nun goes up to the cemetary every saturday night and prays next to the grave under the big oak tree. All you'd have to do is dress up in a white robe, throw on some glow paint and tell her you're Jesus." The hippie decides to try it. So come Saturday he shows up at the cemetary with glow paint and white robe, sure enough the nun is where the bus driver said she'd be. He sneaks up on the nun and says "I am Jesus." The nun neils down and says "I have so many questions to ask you Jesus" He says "all questions will be answered but we have to have sex right now" The nun says "ok but you'll have to fuck me in the ass, being that losing my virginity is against the church" The hippie complies and the proceed to start fucking. The hippie finishes up and decides to reveal his identity, so he rips his robe off and says "Surprise I'm the Hippie." To which the nun rips off her clothes and says "Surprise I'm the bus driver!"