Girls night out

[Rax]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly
over-enthusiastic about the barcardi breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking
home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had
nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties, use
them
and throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to lose them, but was lucky enough to
salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves, and
she
used that. After the girls took care of business they went home.

The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband and
said,
"listen, these damn girls' night out are gonna stop. Would you believe my
wife came home last night without her panties?"

"Tell me about it," said the other guy, "mine came home with a card stuck
to
her ass that said 'FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE WILL NEVER
FORGET
YOU."