HILLBILLY
12-02-2004, 02:54 PM
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he
is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of
peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him
another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the
peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of
their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady
answers, 'We just love the chocolate around them'.
:repuke:
is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of
peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him
another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.
At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the
peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of
their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.
"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady
answers, 'We just love the chocolate around them'.
:repuke: