Really stupid

[HILLBILLY]

A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond

eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but

lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass
eye

comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively

grabs

and snatches it out of the air. "Oh my god, I am sooo sorry, " the woman

says as she pops her eye

back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy
a

wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invites him back to
her

lovely home for a drink. They go back to her house, and after they talk
a

while and get to know one another a bit better, she leads him into the

bedroom and begins undressing him.

The couple have wild passionate sex over and over all night.

The next morning when he awakens, she has already gotten up and brings
him

breakfast in bed. The guy is amazed. "You know, you are the most
wonderful and

perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No, she replies....





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"You just happened to catch my eye."
:cry: :cry: :cry:

[tbelisle]

Buddy, I would consider a name change request to milli as Peeps may think you are "thehillbilly" causing all the shit.