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OneHwyMan
08-12-2003, 01:44 AM
What do you do when you have a dog like this?


OHM
mili
08-12-2003, 01:51 AM
Now that's funny :)

mili
dennys
08-13-2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by mili
Now that's funny :)

mili

I will second that:D
4x4
08-13-2003, 12:54 AM
Is that Skipper ???? ;)
mili
08-13-2003, 01:46 AM
Now that was low Chief ;p

mili
Chief
08-13-2003, 02:11 AM
Looks like the dog is giving that raccoon a ride home. Animals are just like people. You try to help somebody out - and you get screwed every time...:D
4x4
08-13-2003, 02:42 AM
The dog has a flat tire and the racoon is just pumping it back up ! ;)
Darnat
08-13-2003, 02:51 AM
C'mon guys....it's just another "Pooch Pounder'
08-13-2003, 03:56 AM
OneHwyMan
08-13-2003, 09:05 AM
Anybody ever hear a duck get blown away.

OHM:D

I hope it does not offend anyone
Skipper
08-13-2003, 04:42 PM
Nope not me 4x4. That's a beagle and not a basset hound. Must be one of them wild Hungarian dogs you hear so much about running around the Bahamas. :D
4x4
08-13-2003, 05:38 PM
But it did look like you for a minute there ...

I was just happy that you were getting some but I guess I was wrong .. LOL ;)
Skipper
08-13-2003, 05:41 PM
Lol... Unfortunately aside from 594-598 and that pic, they're the only action I've seen in a while. ;-) Maybe i should move to Arkansas where this type of thing is accepted :D Just kidding yanks. :p
mili
08-13-2003, 08:10 PM
Ah Skipper

A low blow deserves another low blow. Is it true that you are not allowed to marry unless the intended spouse is a close relative in Arkansas?

mili
Chief
08-13-2003, 08:23 PM
You're joking, I realize, but you don't know how right you are..remember my post from a while back about my X-wife dumping my ass back in 1987 and marrying her stepbrother? Where's he from? You guessed it...north central Arkansas...:D
True story, by the way..doesn't speak too well for me, now does it???:eek:
Skipper
08-13-2003, 09:26 PM
Behind every joke there's some truth. Yes I remember your story Chief. It really didn't surprise me in the LEAST.

Whenever I think of Arkansas I always remember the movie Deliverance.

"Squeal like a pig boooooooooyyyyyyy!!!!"

http://www.destgulch.com/images/deliv05.jpg

http://www.destgulch.com/images/deliv01.jpg
08-13-2003, 10:43 PM
Chief
08-13-2003, 11:28 PM
Who knows what drives people, 00. Hot lover I'm not, not by any means, but I didn't think I was THAT bad....I mean, come on, dump your family, your two kids, a secure lifestyle for your STEPBROTHER??? And you ain't heard the end of it...this guy spent time in the Crossbar Hotel for burglary and arson...they hadn't been married a month when the fighting started...she moved out, and put all her belongings in a self-storage. Remember, he's a thief and a firestarter, right? So, what does he do? Why, he breaks in to the storage building, pulled every bit of her stuff outside and torched it. Small town, he knows everybody, he never spent a day in jail for it. If I would have known about it, I'd have bought the man a steak. She got just what she deserved.
Well, the divorce comes quickly...and just as quickly comes a reconciliation and a second marriage, to the same dude. That lasted 6 months. Divorce #2, she moves back to Texas, and marries a little wormy rascal who turns out to be a drug dealer, and bisexual to boot. HAHAHA It gets better yet, folks :D
Well, she ends up divorcing him...but a couple of months later has him over for a weekend of...whatever. A few days before this takes place she calls the stepbrother, they talk for hours, they reconcile AGAIN, she invites him down to her place for a weekend of...whatever. SAME weekend that she had planned for the worm.
Well, stepbrother drives 500 miles for a fun weekend...and is greeted by his sweetie, and her sweetie....she planned it all, to get one jealous over the other - I guess all that attention just fed her ego bigtime.
Well, it all backfired...the worm packs it in and leaves town immediately...no dummy, him....and stepbrother is so infuriated with the whole affair that he beat her half to death. Put her in the hospital for a week, and she still has seizures from the beating she took, to this day...
She still communicates with this guy :(
Yes, 00, she might have a screw loose:p
If she thought old Chief was that bad in the sack, she should have left Arkansas alone and bought a vibrator:D
This story is not a fabrication:eek:
Skipper
08-14-2003, 12:53 AM
Damnnnnnnn Chief..... I just had an engagment break up recently but your story definitely makes mine look 'normal'. Fuck it man.. Sounds like you're better off without her.

Raising my glass and saying:

"Ding Dong - The witch is dead"
- Grumpy Old Men
mili
08-14-2003, 01:29 AM
The horror, the horror...

mili
08-14-2003, 07:19 AM
Chief
08-14-2003, 07:38 AM
Bet he stays away from the joints now, huh? Shit....well, at least mine never tried to stab me:eek: In my case, the 100 G's would have been a bargain:D
Somebody send this po-boy a free bin, or something:p
08-15-2003, 03:20 AM
Chief
08-15-2003, 07:36 AM
How does your bud make a living, anyway? Sounds like he sells some really good dope...and uses quite a bit of his own stock:eek:
08-15-2003, 03:53 PM
Chief
08-15-2003, 10:46 PM
I had an uncle that owned the Coors distributorship for Orange County, California....5 million people at the time.. he got richer than bullshit in a hurry. At least he didn't waste it on hookers. Too bad he didn't waste some of it on me:p
08-16-2003, 05:17 AM