DirecTV is JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!!

[Darkbob]

I hear DirecTV is JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!!

That is if you live around the corner from 2250 E. Imperial Hwy. El Segundo, CA.

Hhahahahahhhaaaaaaaa

--DB

[smilingjack]

Bored again DB ?

[Darkbob]

Ya. lafs... I really need to get a life.

--DB

[smilingjack]

This no TV and waiting is killing people, driving some a little crazy

[troy_mccular]

It will never happen. The US government uses NDS who is going to touch it. Everyone seen how fast the kid got ate up for leaking some basic info on the building etc...

[Fro66er]

I hear DirecTV is JUST AROUND THE CORNER!!!

That is if you live around the corner from 2250 E. Imperial Hwy. El Segundo, CA.

Hhahahahahhhaaaaaaaa

--DB

I don't think this is funny at all.

Why would you take the time to post this Bullshit? Kinda childish if you ask me. This is more of a professional forum where more serious type of information is discussed and exchanged.

Please grow up Darkbob, as your the 100th person to make a post like this....... starting to get old by now--------real old.

[Trapofmind]

Yeah DB, what if some free TV'r tuned into your thread, their heart all fluttering in anticipation of a P4 hack only to be dashed against the rocks of your cruel since of humor!

We're mad and we aren't going to take it anymore...OK, we'll still read your posts but we'll make really mean faces as we do it.

[DrRa]

This no TV and waiting is killing people, driving some a little crazy

ofcourse im missing dtv but im pretty happy with my coolsat^ been watching nagra 2 for a while now tee hee

[billyclone]

I don't think this is funny at all.

Why would you take the time to post this Bullshit? Kinda childish if you ask me. This is more of a professional forum where more serious type of information is discussed and exchanged.

Please grow up Darkbob, as your the 100th person to make a post like this....... starting to get old by now--------real old.


yeah, Darkbob... what he said... so there.

[realfire]

Yeah DB, what if some free TV'r tuned into your thread, their heart all fluttering in anticipation of a P4 hack only to be dashed against the rocks of your cruel since of humor!

We're mad and we aren't going to take it anymore...OK, we'll still read your posts but we'll make really mean faces as we do it.


you can't make a mean face trapofmind, you have no head in your avatar

[troy_mccular]

I don't even think I would go back to DTV if it was hacked. The porn sucks and my picture was darker. Wasn't so corky but what are you going to do.

[hitman]

I don't think this is funny at all.

Why would you take the time to post this Bullshit? Kinda childish if you ask me. This is more of a professional forum where more serious type of information is discussed and exchanged.

Please grow up Darkbob, as your the 100th person to make a post like this....... starting to get old by now--------real old.

SOME ONE NEEDS LAID!!!!!!! he's taking this hobby way to serous

[Matisse]

ok..im now on the corner of main and broadway...which corner is it??? :rolleyes: :)

[LuckLarry]

SOME ONE NEEDS LAID!!!!!!! he's taking this hobby way to serous

I especially like the part about being a "professional forum, where serious issues are discussed." He obviously doesn't get around too much.lol

[Darkbob]

> Kinda childish if you ask me

Sorry. I know everyone expected to pop into the rumors forum and find that I had posted a new bin file for your HU card and you would all be watching Dave again. Sadly you were tripped up by my cruel sense of irony and razor sharp wit.

Plus I am kinda childish. :)

--DB

[lefty]

Sadly you were tripped up by my cruel sense of irony and razor sharp wit.
Plus I am kinda childish. :)

I dunno.....it was a bullshit post in a bullshit forum.

It was right on topic. I kinda liked it.

:) :) :)

:cool:

[hitman]

> Kinda childish if you ask me

Sorry. I know everyone expected to pop into the rumors forum and find that I had posted a new bin file for your HU card and you would all be watching Dave again. Sadly you were tripped up by my cruel sense of irony and razor sharp wit.

Plus I am kinda childish. :)

--DB
you mean it's just a joke?

WELL, YOU SON OF A B..................

[Trapofmind]

you can't make a mean face trapofmind, you have no head in your avatar

I do so have a head! Look a little closer, I am the unstoppable Juggernaut, complete with head and mean look capable face.

[billyclone]

ya know, when you are a noob and yer hero's (Darkbob, matisse, trapofmind) lie to ya... well life just aint worth livin anymore....

[realfire]

I do so have a head! Look a little closer, I am the unstoppable Juggernaut, complete with head and mean look capable face.


you are correct sir, time for me to go to the eye doctor

[BigPappi]

Billy I would really not talk about heros. Seeings how Trap has about 225 more post then yourself and I have been reading some of his post very informative. Trap truely knows his stuff. However we can not say the same for you. As for life go take a few of those happy pills and spend sometime with the mrs. seeings how there is no TV

[billyclone]

hmmm, apparently my sense of humor does not translate to forum postings as easily as I had thought. I was trying to join in the only good fun available while we are in the tv doldrums. I wasn't trying to be helpful or informative, and since it is the BS section I really didn't expect to catch any flack for it. especially from someone with "only 10 more posts" than myself. and since when is mentioning post counts a measure of anything except ones own vanity. and for your information I really do admire darkbob, matisse, and trapofmind, and a lot of other posters on this site. (they were just the only ones in this thread that I chose to name) jt, #40, milli, I could drop a bunch more names but whats the point... get off me, and worry about yer own post count, and why you dint make my list of hero's. Oh great, now you went and made me hijack this thread... If I get in trouble for this I'll never speak to you again... so there.. thpthpthpt

[Matisse]

hehehehehehehe.....cant we all just get along.....no hero's here fellas.....just dealers,testers,and freetvers.......dont put too much value into your post counts..they mean nothing except someone with a higher one has a bigger mouth than the those with low post count.....hey..and a sense of humor goes a long way..i try to use it often.....and as far as tv doldrums...whats up with that remark?.......my fta works just fine while i wait like everyone else to see whats going on with the release of those two cards....as well as the atmega claims too......but tv doldrums?.......no way...:)

[Trapofmind]

I can't help but to feel all warm inside.

But seriously, I spend a whole lot more time reading then I do posting, otherwise I'd have a few thousand more considering the time I've been lurking around here.

Count shmount, it's the quality that matters.

[HotRodTodd]

hehehehehehehe.....cant we all just get along.....no hero's here fellas.....just dealers,testers,and freetvers.......dont put too much value into your post counts..they mean nothing except someone with a higher one has a bigger mouth than the those with low post count.....hey..and a sense of humor goes a long way..i try to use it often.....and as far as tv doldrums...whats up with that remark?.......my fta works just fine while i wait like everyone else to see whats going on with the release of those two cards....as well as the atmega claims too......but tv doldrums?.......no way...:)
Dammit Matisse, you left out,"assholes", like me. :)

[Fro66er]

I especially like the part about being a "professional forum, where serious issues are discussed." He obviously doesn't get around too much.lol

Compaired to the video game forums (other sites), this is a REAL PROFESIONAL run forum. It just gets a little old......... For the past 2 years, once a month or so, some person posts a "P4 is hacked" as a joke. I could care less, as I'd probably never go back to DTV. Not that DTV is bad, but chuck is slighly better.

28 more days till another "DTV is finally hacked" joke thread :rolleyes:

[el6]

C&P from other site

P4/P5 Update

CURRENT STATUS
Blocker This product prevents your DTV-subscribed card from being updated. Plagued by defective manufacturing. ETA Late Oct 05.
P4 card
subscription 'Back door' subscription of virgin cards. Guaranteed for 6 months. ETA Christmas 05
P4 card
crack Currently working except PPV. More information coming as it becomes available. ETA Nov/Dec 05
P5 card
subscription Back door' subscription of virgin cards. Guaranteed for 6 months. ETA Jan. 06.
P5 card
crack Currently working except PPV. Probably will be withheld until Mar. 06.
HU cards DTV has stopped broadcasting signal for these cards. HU cards are NOT working.


October 12, 2005: There is a lot going on in the DTV hacking world. Many products are on the verge of release (hopefully in time for Christmas) and others are deliberately being withheld until the new year.

1) A blocker is a bootstrap or wafer that is inserted in your receiver in addition to your subscription card. When there is a change in your programming package, DTV sends a signal to update your card. However, the Blocker Bootstrap prevents the signal from reaching your card.

If you already have the Platinum subscription package, simply change your subscription to Basic Programming after the Blocker is in place. Your billing information will change, but your card will not be updated. If you have anything other than a Platinum Package, upgrade first. Then, after your card has been updated, put the Blocker in place and downgrade again. The Blocker works with P4 and P5 cards.

The Blocker was developed by a small company and is struggling with manufacturing problems. Approximately 30% of all units are defective. Some local merchants are already selling them (where exchanging defectives is not a big issue), but internet merchants are waiting for a much higher quality of production. Could be available at any time.

2) P4 card 'back door' subscriptions should be available by next month. Many customers purchased this solution last year and received 6 months of platinum programming (excluding PPV) for around $100. To access this option you must have a pure virgin P4 card which has never been inserted in a receiver. If the card has ever been inserted in a receiver, this option will not work.

3) P4 card crack appears to be working except for PPV channels. The developer is (understandably) being extremely secretive about his progress but indicates that he is very close to a final product. This option will also require a pure virgin card.

4) P5 card 'back door' subscriptions are the same as P4 cards but is likely to be withheld until next year to enable the developer to exhaust his inventory of P4 cards before releasing this option.

5) P5 card crack will take a little longer than the P4 crack (although both are being developed simultaneously) and may also be withheld until next year

[BigPappi]

Billy I also was just being funny that is why I said spend time with the MRS. Since no Tv everyone is a little edgy we might just have to start doing things that we never have like yard work. I know my grass was like a jungle untill I chopped it down, No Tv gave me the time, Sucks Huh....

[Matisse]

C&P from other site

P4/P5 Update

CURRENT STATUS
Blocker This product prevents your DTV-subscribed card from being updated. Plagued by defective manufacturing. ETA Late Oct 05.
P4 card
subscription 'Back door' subscription of virgin cards. Guaranteed for 6 months. ETA Christmas 05
P4 card
crack Currently working except PPV. More information coming as it becomes available. ETA Nov/Dec 05
P5 card
subscription Back door' subscription of virgin cards. Guaranteed for 6 months. ETA Jan. 06.
P5 card
crack Currently working except PPV. Probably will be withheld until Mar. 06.
HU cards DTV has stopped broadcasting signal for these cards. HU cards are NOT working.


October 12, 2005: There is a lot going on in the DTV hacking world. Many products are on the verge of release (hopefully in time for Christmas) and others are deliberately being withheld until the new year.

1) A blocker is a bootstrap or wafer that is inserted in your receiver in addition to your subscription card. When there is a change in your programming package, DTV sends a signal to update your card. However, the Blocker Bootstrap prevents the signal from reaching your card.

If you already have the Platinum subscription package, simply change your subscription to Basic Programming after the Blocker is in place. Your billing information will change, but your card will not be updated. If you have anything other than a Platinum Package, upgrade first. Then, after your card has been updated, put the Blocker in place and downgrade again. The Blocker works with P4 and P5 cards.

The Blocker was developed by a small company and is struggling with manufacturing problems. Approximately 30% of all units are defective. Some local merchants are already selling them (where exchanging defectives is not a big issue), but internet merchants are waiting for a much higher quality of production. Could be available at any time.

2) P4 card 'back door' subscriptions should be available by next month. Many customers purchased this solution last year and received 6 months of platinum programming (excluding PPV) for around $100. To access this option you must have a pure virgin P4 card which has never been inserted in a receiver. If the card has ever been inserted in a receiver, this option will not work.

3) P4 card crack appears to be working except for PPV channels. The developer is (understandably) being extremely secretive about his progress but indicates that he is very close to a final product. This option will also require a pure virgin card.

4) P5 card 'back door' subscriptions are the same as P4 cards but is likely to be withheld until next year to enable the developer to exhaust his inventory of P4 cards before releasing this option.

5) P5 card crack will take a little longer than the P4 crack (although both are being developed simultaneously) and may also be withheld until next year

more p4/p5 hyperbole and conjecture......they should hand out the death penalty
for the sinister way they keep the hopes up of the noobs and downtrodden...lol

the truth of the matter is that the "developers" are waiting for an imminent comet strike that bypasses all the other satellites orbiting earth and strikes solely on the dishnetwork satellites and then they will release it [dtv hack]to dealers because everyone knows that it would always be released..."when we need it"......and not before

if you believe this then you believe i can turn h20 into vino...lol...i really can...but not before it's time...lol :rolleyes: :)

[billyclone]

Ha.. water into wine is easy, its the lead into gold trick thats got me stumped. just one little electron... who woulda thunk it?

[Darkbob]

Dudes... no joke this time. Rumors abound. Could just be rumors but you never know...

--DB

[LuckLarry]

Dudes... no joke this time. Rumors abound. Could just be rumors but you never know...

--DB
You've cried wolf too many times...lol

[Darkbob]

lafs... ya. True. It's probably nothing.

--DB

[ScorpionX]

I don't think this is funny at all.
Why would you take the time to post this Bullshit? Kinda childish if you ask me. This is more of a professional forum where more serious type of information is discussed and exchanged.
Please grow up Darkbob, as your the 100th person to make a post like this....... starting to get old by now--------real old.
Sounds Like you should use something beside`s a coal bucket discharge your unwanted kids......................................... a Forum is like a big party you have information there that you can use but you have to go to each little group to see if it is what you want or not , you do not go up to a group and tell them all to shut up if you do not agree, or if someone cracks a joke, if the forums were every inch
serious information........then the average tester ( Like Me ) would not know what
all the oooooooooooooos and 111111111111111111s ment

I have been testig sice "99" and this forum ( excluding SM ) is one of the best !

Scorp.............................................

[Homer J. Simpson]

i wonder what would happen if i started a thread in the B.S. section titled:

I have a p4 card working in my rca directv receiver and watching PPV movie right now!













and in the thrad wrote:

HOW DO YOU ASK, BECUASE I PAID FOR IT!



the post would probobly get thousands of views within hours even though it is in the bs forum and plenty of people would cry about it taking it seriously, I say you either have a sense of humor or you don't, i thought the above original post was just that, humerous, no one should be taking this so seriously and get pissed about it, if you cant read and see that its in the bs forum how do you follow directions or find info on how to jtag your receivers? thats what i wonder. Its all in good fun.

PS evryone, including me, reading and writing in this thread must be really board of watching dish, you've mastered the avr-x, syndrome, the rom10to102 hack and rom1013m possible the rom102, and waiting for something new to do. how about an ECM? anyone up for that? thats how you know you love this hobby. Its not about the free tv, its about the game, the anticipation, and the knowledge to be able to do this, and the thrill of an ecm comming down any minute, damn i miss those. although a p4 hack would be great too!

[ScorpionX]

hIP - hIP -hOORAY
Tme to close this one "Smilingjack"

Scorp............................................. ...

[smilingjack]

i think it is funny,

and harmless

[#40Fan]

Me too. It is in fact in the BS Section.

Drink another beer. It might seem funnier to you.

[filespace]

hrmf...... A MEAN FACE.....That reminds me of this funny ass quote i saw some one with.......

Too often we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and B*tch slap that Mother Fuc%er upside the head.

[interboot]

stupid jokes like this prove that there are still ass holes around.

[quazievil]

stupid jokes like this prove that there are still ass holes around.

Sorry I wasn't paying attention... you called:D

[newbie1conobie]

lol

[Just4FunNC]

Yes there are DTV reps anound several corners and they will hook ya up for a FEE just pick out your Package