quazievil
09-19-2003, 07:21 PM
Chicken Soup for the Beer Drinker
" Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."--by Jack Handy"
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day."--Frank Sinatra
" An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
fools."--Ernest Hemingway "
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her."--W.C. Fields
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."--Henny
Youngman
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" --Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" -- Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."--Benjamin
Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."--Dave Barry
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
" Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver."--by Jack Handy"
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day."--Frank Sinatra
" An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
fools."--Ernest Hemingway "
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her."--W.C. Fields
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."--Henny
Youngman
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" --Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" -- Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."--Benjamin
Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."--Dave Barry
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.