The Royals

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Charles and Camilla are apparently a bit flummoxed by the whole marriage
thing. It's reported that on their wedding night the following took place:
As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she
found that her shoes were misplaced and she was forced to borrow her
sister's, which were a bit on the small side.
When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired to
their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's. Because of
the type of construction done following the Windsor Castle fire, the
adjoining walls were made of plasterboard. As soon as Charles and Camilla
were inside their room, Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling,
please get these shoes off. My feet are killing me."
The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigor, but it
was stuck fast.
"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled
back. "It's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got! "There was a big groan from the Prince,
and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that
feels SO good!"
In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, "See?
I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."
Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.
"Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the
throne.
At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a
Navy man, always a Navy man!"