In Laws

[Chief]

This is a cut-and paste from an old post to bring everyone up to speed.

Snake Bytes, Part I

Let me start the show with a little ditty about my ex brother in law's family, that unfortunately, I still have too-frequent contact with. Here's a guy, married (3rd wife)....he's an X-con, spent 7 years in the pen for killing a highway patrolman with his bare hands. Caught him in the sack with wife number 1. My sister in law was #2...she got out while the gettin' was good.
Now...he has two sons, both married. All four are living in the same house, along with the parents. Now get this picture...the Dad is screwing both daughter in laws, his wife, and a half a dozen mistresses.
One son is screwing the other son's wife, the other son is screwing the first one's wife. They both have two kids, one each from each daughter in law. The two daughter in laws have been caught sleeping together, doing their lickety-split thing. The mother is screwing the local FedEX center manager. The brother in law just got nabbed by the Alabama police, for stealing tools from a construction site, and is locked up in the crossbar hotel in Birmingham. He's threatened to kill the whole bunch when he gets out.
Mom is a gambling addict, and will stop at nothing to feed her habit. Anything with two or four legs is fair game, as long as they can keep her pulling those one-arm bandits out in Vegas...
And you think your family is demented?? This is not a joke, this is not a test...repeat, this is not a test...

Snake Bytes, Part II

A lot has happened between then and now, but here's a few highlights, most of which happened in the last ten days.

OK, Mom knows Chief is in the retail automotive business. First, she calls me wanting to sell me her 2002 Pontiac Firebird. It is financed through a local bank. Somehow, she talked the banker into temporarily releasing the title. (Hmmmmm. Wonder how she did that :p ) Next...she takes the title to another car dealer...a semi-seedy one that loans money on titles. Borrows enough cash to make a trip to Shreveport, LA....loses a little, and ends up with a fair amount of cash, and still has the Firebird. Why she figured I'd buy it with no title...well, one guess. Unfortunately, that nice body of hers isn't worth the cost of that Pontiac.... :rolleyes:
Wait...lots more....she calls her son in Little Rock, AR...sends him money for a bus ticket and gives him the car...and tells him to take it back to LR and keep it hidden. Which he does. Then, she e-mails me....wanting me to finance a new Chevy Tahoe. Oh, yeah, sure.
What part of CASH ONLY do you not understand??
Refer back to Snake Bytes 1....hubby gets out of the Alabama hoosegow, finds out where the Firebird is and now HE has the sumbitch, and no one knows what happened to him....the bank is going nuts, and turns out she used my personal address and phone number when she pawned the title. So, guess who's been calling me all week long looking for their money...Lord have mercy.... :cry:
It gets better, folks....that's not the ONLY calls I've been getting. Remember, Mom is a gamblaholic....can't borrow money at banks any longer - her picture is probably in every post office in the US...so what to do? Hit up every small financial institution in town, that's what...like Beneficial, Household, etc....and get it a little at a time. You got bad credit? No problem - just get the money using your son's name and social security number. Son has a clean credit record. He should. He's 15 years old, with down's syndrome.

How do I know all this? Mom uses the kid's ID and SS number...has one of her boyfriends pretend to be the kid.... she's still pissed at me for TD'ing her Tahoe deal...and gives the finance companies my address and phone number, just like she did the used car dealer with the Firebird title.

God help us if this bitch ever decides to get into DSS.

YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA....they grow them rattlers big down here :D

[Darnat]

You should write a book..this is better than Springer....I'll stay this side of the border..thankyou very much!...LMAO.

[Dulley]

sound like she is a real waste of space-let me guess- and she getting SSI or SSD for the boy with down syndrome and her self

[Chief]

Of course...and this is the same person that filed a 1040 on my daughter about 3 years back....a year that my daughter never worked one day. Filed earned income credit, the whole shebang. Cost me 7000 dollars to keep my girl out of the pen for tax fraud.
I have turned this witch into the IRS half a dozen times - they've done nothing. Let me cheat 'em out of 5 bucks...they'll throw my ass UNDER the jail. :rolleyes:

[Chief]

You might try asking my X-brother-in-law's wife, Morse3K... :p
Teasing you, of course...you've got off over here in the weirdo forum, bud. Try the newbies forum, dowload the DSS Reference Manual and read the section on activation. Also, try browsing through the Freeware Scripts board.

A DEEP grave, MaxHax....wouldn't want it to stink and offend the good people of Arkansas :D

[Chief]

Ahhhhh....a chipper....now, there's a thought :)
There is justice in this world, thank God....refer back to Snake Bytes II, in regards to the Firebird...
The old man gets out of the Alabama jail, gets the car, drives it to Florida and abandons it. He calls his son, who lives in Little Rock...so happens, my son lives in Little Rock :D Now, ya'll get this picture....jailbird gives his son directions to the car, tells him to ride a bus from LR to Ft. Lauderdale, FL...and drive it back to LR, while he goes to Virginia on some kind of a roofing job. "Hold it there until I get back", he tells his kid. Well, my son...who hates that bunch worse than I do....calls me with the news about the car, and you can probably figure out the rest :p
Son calls Chief, Chief calls car dealer in Texas that advanced 13 grand on the title, dealer calls bank, wrecker is dispatched, Firebird's on it's way home, Chief and Son split bounty money, car dealer is happy, bank is happy...a win-win-win deal for all (unless, of course, you're Mr. and Mrs. Snake...) YEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAA......I'm excited - somebody shout Hallelujah ! :p

[Chief]

Well, hello, K....where you been hidin' ? Someone say the magic word? :p
Yeah, those folks were more than happy to grease our palm a bit...they would have looked long and hard for that car and probably never found it otherwise. These scumbags have other vehicles that various banks have been after for years....and if I knew the name of the banks, I'd give them what they need, too...
You know, reposession doesn't make you a crook...lots of people fall on hard times for legitimate reasons - they try their best, and still too much month at the end of the money...but these vultures make nearly 200 grand a year. Looks like they could afford to pay for a damn Pontiac Firebird. But no - they'd rather give it to Las Vegas, Biloxi and Atlantic City...and let the rest of us pick up the tab.
If I could recover the money that family has cost me one way or another, I could pay my house off... :mad2: