dabarg
02-07-2006, 12:24 AM
A Texas cowboy is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
cowboy just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks...like I said, my
boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all
around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually
fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're
the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth,
aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two
weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does he weigh now?" The proud
father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and
concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was
born."
The cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
says............... "Had him circumcised."
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
cowboy just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks...like I said, my
boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all
around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually
fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're
the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth,
aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two
weeks. We were gonna call you; so how much does he weigh now?" The proud
father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and
concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was
born."
The cowboy takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly
says............... "Had him circumcised."