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theoldpirate
02-16-2006, 02:47 AM
The old C & W song takes on new meaning here:

Next thing ya know they will be coming after all them ranchers with stump trained calves too.

BATTLE CREEK, Mich. - A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.


Jeffrey S. Haynes said the state registry is intended to keep track of people who have committed crimes against humans.
But Calhoun County Circuit Court Judge Conrad Sindt told Haynes at his sentencing hearing that once he is released from prison, he must register with the Michigan State Police Public Sex Offender Registry.
Haynes, 42, of Battle Creek, was sentenced Monday to 2 1/2 years to 20 years in prison. He entered the plea in January. A no contest plea is not an admission of guilt but is treated as such for sentencing purposes.
Tamara Towns, an assistant prosecutor for the county, argued that Haynes should be ordered to register as a sex offender because once out of prison, he could prey on children or vulnerable adults.
Haynes said he is not a violent person and would not assault children.
"The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester."
A telephone call seeking comment was left Tuesday at the Marshall office of defense attorney John B. Sullivan.
Police said Haynes had sex with a sheep at a Bedford Township farm on Jan. 26, 2005. The animal's owner caught him on the property and the sheep was found injured.
Haynes was arrested in June after a DNA sample taken from the animal matched Haynes' genetic material.
Haynes has prior convictions for burglary, home invasion and uttering and publishing, and was on parole for burglary at the time of the sex crime.

Matisse
03-11-2006, 05:48 PM
anyone that would fuck a sheep would fuck anything...albeit...a child....etc.....when they interviewed the sheep..they asked the sheep..is this a good man or bad man...sheep said.."baaaaaaaaaaaad"........they then asked how the sheep felt physically...good or bad..?......"baaaaaaaaad" the sheep replied

however,when asked if she liked it when the "bad "man performed oral sex on her,the sheep had no reply.

wonder if the sheep will turn up on Springer?

mruk69
03-11-2006, 09:49 PM
Hey, in England we call them "Sheep Shaggers"
Dirty bastard. Maybe his wife wife looks like a sheep and he got confused.:D

Matisse
03-12-2006, 12:06 AM
AP/WIRE:Rueters: 42% of men polled in London said theyd rather shag a sheep than fook Joan Collins,whereas 29% said theyd rather shag Lady Diana even though she's been dead for 8 years now while 82% said theyd rather shag Queen Elizabeth than Prince Charles
so what does this mean?

t160hq
03-15-2006, 08:32 AM
That men in London are desprate, selective, and kinky. I suspect they bring the condoms in large paper bags. Using both as necessary.

t160hq

theoldpirate
03-15-2006, 06:08 PM
Maybe we should introduce them to this lady

nobody
04-18-2006, 05:41 PM
Maybe we should introduce them to this lady


I wonder. What If, she'd did the back of the car, (to match the body), like the front?
Do you suppose she's be prone to more "rear end" accidents?
nobody