lefty
04-08-2006, 10:21 AM
Only In Texas
A Texas Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the
statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the Highway Patrolman .
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a
smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and
moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
A Texas Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that
because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the
statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the Highway Patrolman .
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a
smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and
moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"