fubr
04-29-2006, 06:02 AM
Chinese Sick Leave
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey Boss, I no come to work today". "I really sick". "Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt". "I no come to work".
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today". "When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex". "That makes everything feel better and I go to work". "You try that"
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great". "I be at work soon". "You got nice house".
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey Boss, I no come to work today". "I really sick". "Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt". "I no come to work".
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today". "When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex". "That makes everything feel better and I go to work". "You try that"
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great". "I be at work soon". "You got nice house".