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midwest
10-17-2003, 12:44 AM
A blond was with her freind one night at a resteraunt and locked her car keys in her car. She said i'll go back in the resteraunt and get a coat hanger and i can get that door unlocked through the window. The resteraunt did'nt have a coat hanger so she went down the street and finally after a half hour found a coat hanger at a clothing store. When she got back she got the car door unlocked. After they got in the car she put the coat hanger under her seat and replied "The next time i lock my keys in the car i won't have this problem finding a coat hanger."
10-21-2003, 10:57 PM
Chief
10-22-2003, 05:12 AM
HAHAHA, MS, you're right about that, hon... :)
Here's another one for you gals. I admit, I got a chuckle out of it...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down
the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window
and yells "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They
each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he
crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.
mdeven
10-22-2003, 06:17 PM
HAHAHA, MS, you're right about that, hon... :)
Here's another one for you gals. I admit, I got a chuckle out of it...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down
the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window
and yells "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!!" They
each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he
crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only men would listen.
Chief,
You getting in touch with your feminine side?
Or, are you Judas-ing us?
Mark
10-23-2003, 12:41 AM
mdeven
10-23-2003, 02:49 AM
I have references....
Mark
Chief
10-23-2003, 04:39 AM
I've been looking for my feminine side lately, Mark - so many people have been telling me to screw myself, I'm starting to look around a bit to see if that's feasable :p
Thanks for the support, MS. A female friend in time of need is a plus, indeed.... ;)
4x4
10-23-2003, 05:06 AM
Can u pass the test?

http://www.peghole.com/kingjay/#
Chief
10-23-2003, 05:36 AM
Yep...8 out of 10. Do I have a future as a surgeon? :D
10-23-2003, 10:59 AM
Chief
10-23-2003, 04:09 PM
depends on which 2 you missed
7 and 10, I think. At least I got the important ones right. :)
Rebel
10-23-2003, 04:22 PM
Chief, you stay just the way you are; we don't need the feminine side of you. Loved the joke though...... ;)
cancom
10-28-2003, 09:42 PM
9 out of ten....damn loaves of bread.