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1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
2. Take the dirt and raise the levees in New Orleans.
3. Put those Florida alligators in the moat.
blkstangca
06-01-2006, 01:11 AM
Yes but when all the mexicans stop trying to cross the moat, who will feed the alligators?
cojones
06-01-2006, 04:24 AM
Floridians !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lefty
06-01-2006, 09:33 AM
democrats :)
And maybe a few lawyers, too!
seaboard18
06-01-2006, 09:50 AM
1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
2. Take the dirt and raise the levees in New Orleans.
3. Put those Florida alligators in the moat.
That should do it Fubr. How much money will this save the tax payers? Using Federal Prisoners to dig the moat is a big savings. Once the gators are in place, we could save even more money... make them walk the plank. This fixes more than just the Mexican problem.
The residents of New Orleans has a death wish, just think about it, they re-elected Ray Nagen. That should take care of that problem. More money saved! At least FEMA won't have to supply the dirt.
Bandit5906
06-01-2006, 03:31 PM
1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
2. Take the dirt and raise the levees in New Orleans.
3. Put those Florida alligators in the moat.
This is why fubar is a mod here!
Creative thinking!
Democrats? Oh the offence. And I was with you till that post.
Democrats? Oh the offence. And I was with you till that post.
Well T kenedy and kerry and dean at least.
hell all of them. ross perot can run the shit awhile
Naw, I say the brokebacks. Not the rosies, just brokebacks.
Twostep
06-01-2006, 07:20 PM
Well T kenedy and kerry and dean at least.
hell all of them. ross perot can run the shit awhile
Amen on Kennedy, Kerry and Dean. Kennedy's used to water, anyway.:D
Ross Perot ? I'd rather have the Cookie Monster:eek: Vote for him only if you like nuclear warfare.....and besides, you can thank him for 8 years of Bill Clinton, for which he is directly responsible.
You left one group out of your moat - Lobbyists. Of all political affiliations.
alsouthster
06-01-2006, 08:03 PM
Wouldn't worry about Ted and the other Kennedys, they'll drive into the moat on their own
You could though throw in Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Heck of a Job Brownie, Kenny Boy, Bill Frith, The Hammer, the Fanne Mae guy and other assorted Republicans and corporate weasels
But what do I know, I'm Canadian lol
btw for the Canadian border, you're going to need something else, moat would freeze, alligators would die...;)
seaboard18
06-01-2006, 08:14 PM
Wouldn't worry about Ted and the other Kennedys, they'll drive into the moat on their own
You could though throw in Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Heck of a Job Brownie, Kenny Boy, Bill Frith, The Hammer, the Fanne Mae guy and other assorted Republicans and corporate weasels
But what do I know, I'm Canadian lol
btw for the Canadian border, you're going to need something else, moat would freeze, alligators would die...;)
In northern portions of the alligator's range, when extremely cold weather occurs and ponds begin to freeze, alligators exhibit "icing" behavior and will stick their snouts above water. The gator nose is then frozen in place, but it is able to breathe.
One interesting aspect of alligator biology is that even though they don't hibernate, they undergo periods of dormancy when the weather becomes cold. They may excavate a cave in a waterway and leave a portion of it above water during this time. In areas where water level fluctuates, alligators dig themselves into hollows in the mud, which fill with water. These tunnels are often as long as 65 feet and provide protection during extreme hot or cold weather.
Amen on Kennedy, Kerry and Dean. Kennedy's used to water, anyway.:D
Ross Perot ? I'd rather have the Cookie Monster:eek: Vote for him only if you like nuclear warfare.....and besides, you can thank him for 8 years of Bill Clinton, for which he is directly responsible.
You left one group out of your moat - Lobbyists. Of all political affiliations.
One thing I am NOT is closed minded, I sure as hell forgot all about Ross being the reason for Clinton and also his nuclear Thoughts.
I only remembered he wanted to fire half the government and he hated politicians.
Nevermind.. HANK HILL FOR PRES!!!!!!
alsouthster
06-01-2006, 09:13 PM
The gator nose is then frozen in place, but it is able to breathe
lol didn't know that!
So I stand corrected, the plan is good for both borders
iced alligators all along the 49th parallel ...would need to cut some space in ice around snouts so they can still snap...that would be enough to keep most canadians out
get Rummie on it, should work at least as good as Iraq ;)
lefty
06-01-2006, 10:04 PM
Nevermind.. HANK HILL FOR PRES!!!!!!
Yup! I tell you what!
alsouthster
06-02-2006, 04:04 AM
yup... Hank for prime minister would get my vote
but what about Bill and Hilary, you ask?
First Hilary would say the moat was a bad idea. Then she'd say it was a good idea, as long as the alligators weren't being exploited. Then she'd go to the moat for a speech and a photo op.
At that point, Fubr or one of y'all could push her in.
As for Bill, he'd be up north trying to pork the snouts.
could be wrong, but that's the way it looks from up here
Bandit5906
06-02-2006, 04:08 AM
I see it with aLsouthster!
ya'll know JEB BUSH will be next pres right.
Hilllary AHHH. Thats one lady I cant stand to here run her mouth.
Bandit5906
06-02-2006, 04:23 AM
Can anyone say "original bitch"? Can you imagine what it would be like to have to........?
Still cant beleive yall talkin bout my people like that.
dude you better watch it, she has powerful mean ass friends that will hunt you down for that.
But yes I agree.
Hey if jeb is not next pres he will be the onre after.
Bandit5906
06-02-2006, 04:28 AM
Still cant beleive yall talkin bout my people like that.
Sorry, but I speak only two languages: English & Redneck!
Look out fubr,
Dont want to have a war of wits and you commin unarmed and all.
seaboard18
06-02-2006, 04:50 AM
dude you better watch it, she has powerful mean ass friends that will hunt you down for that.
But yes I agree.
Hey if jeb is not next pres he will be the onre after.
Not much difference between Hilary and Jeb. One is a sissy naturally and Jeb is a sissy for other reasons. Jeb is not George SR. OR JR. Try again. Neither one of these people will be president next or in the future.
OH, BTW this thread seems to be off topic and Highjacked 6 ways now.
OH, BTW this thread seems to be off topic and Highjacked 6 ways now.
SO.....
What good is a humor section is we cant fuck off in it.
we can save the tight asses serious shit for the help threads.
THIS one anything goes!!!! except ofcourse flamming, name calling or any disrespectful comments
I'm not saying Jeb is a good or bad guy,
Bandit5906
06-02-2006, 02:55 PM
seaboard18: This is a humor thread!
seaboard18
06-02-2006, 08:49 PM
I'm not saying Jeb is a good or bad guy,
One important thing to realize is that this is not the time for a good natured person such as Jeb, to become our leader at this time. However, once the world becomes stable in time, if ever, Jeb could be a great leader. Strong leadership is needed now to keep America on track. Other leaders in the world tend to follow whoever is in front, whether they have a clear idea of where they're going or not, which is demonstrated through our present leadership.
Clearly, the world can't put up with self destructive antics that other world leaders, terrorist types and religious fanatics, have proposed, which tend to lead the world off the agreed route. Without strong leadership dangerous situations occur pretty rapidly.
After 1932, mans fate was sealed with the discovery of the neutron. Many beneficial inventions have been brought about using the power of hydrogen atoms. But man has a destructive nature and our fate has been sealed, maybe in the near future. Strong positive leadership is needed now more than ever. None of this is about the right man for the job in the United States, its about the right men in the world that agree to save the world from certain destruction.
Side Note:
I will work on humor. I'm not real good at it.
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