Fubr - I need all of the forum members help now to help me,

[seaboard18]

Hi Fubr,

I am getting bored now waiting for the provider to take rom 10 based testing down and trying to help others understand that this is truly the end of this era. So in the mean time, while we wait I am trying to become a human being. However, I'm sure you can't tell it from my most recent posts. I don't watch TV, except CNN and the Science Channel but I found out that their is comedy channels that I can watch, including comedy movies.

I have come to the conclusion that I am too serious about everything and that is not good! I need all of the forum members help now to help me, including the mods and Mili. I need to become a humorous type person! In other words, I need a social make over. I understand that I must help myself some, so I have found a couple of internet sites that I thought would be a good start. I have posted the links below so everyone who reads this post can enjoy them also, including you.

hxxp://www.funnyspit.com/ - This is a really great site, lots of funny shit here! Lots of short funny video's and more.

hxxp://www.pichunter.com/ - This is not a real funny site but since porn is gone, I have included it for those who luv porn more than life.

OK, guys, some funny shit and some porn... what a combination this is! If anyone else that reads this post know of other funny sites that I can visit, please post them. I really need to lighten up before I die. I'm not really into porn much but if its free and interesting I may take a look.

Thanks Guys for your help.

Seaboard

[Ohms]

Try www dot ebaumsworld dot com

You can spend a lot of time here and there is all sort of content to ponder.

[lefty]

Well, most guy's learn humility in prison. The porn part there takes care of itself.

As in:

This is your asshole: o
This is your asshole in prison: O


:D :D

sea.....this reply was only in jest......don't take my humor seriously. :)

As for web humor:

xxx.boners.com
xxx.rotten.com
xxx.strangecosmos.com

[fubr]

I thik you would like the far side. maybe someone can post a link to the guy who makes that stuff up.

[fubr]

ww.x fark.com
Seaboard18 That was some funny shit :)
If you are serious then that makes it even more funny. :)
Good topic!!!
lets get started.
If you dont smoke then dont start. If you do fire one up.
. lost alot of friends and seen bunch of sad shit and bad situations,,,with that said let me add I can dwell on things and sink myself into a deep depression if so desired.
SO I try to look at things from a different approach. I laugh at some of the stupidest things. I found that we all have problems and most are worse than mine. Mrs fubr and the kids I am sure gets tired of my stupid shit but they dont say but I can feel it. We all came to the conclusion that IF I say 10 dumb ass things in a hours time and ONE of them makes us all laugh then it was worth hearing the 9 NON funny statements for one good laugh. Sometimes the laugh last all day and even months or years we think back.
To many people get wound up cause others dont think the same, Example, SPELL CHECK. some think it is ignorant for people such as I to not spell check.
I find it funny that it makes people mad to read letters on a screen from a person they will never meet and get uptight about it.
I find it hard to get pissed at people on here and even harder to stay pissed.
We have alot of good members here some come and go, some REFUSE to go .lol
some stay gone. one thing remains is the general attitude of this and most forums in this hobby is a fun loving good hearted brotherhood with one main goal in common.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
I will leave it at that but not finished yet.
well said I would but that part of how I am so on I go.
I take things as they are then think how I would like them to be. Then I pick which I like better.
I have a feeling you have opened a can of worms and I cant wait to see the bullshit that gets posted here.
someones says
A bear and a rabbit take a shit in the woods, and I picture a big ole bear squatting next to a rabbit and knowing the rabbit is in for a bad day and it make me happy

[knarf]

Hi Fubr,

I am getting bored now waiting for the provider to take rom 10 based testing down and trying to help others understand that this is truly the end of this era. So in the mean time, while we wait I am trying to become a human being. However, I'm sure you can't tell it from my most recent posts. I don't watch TV, except CNN and the Science Channel but I found out that their is comedy channels that I can watch, including comedy movies.

I have come to the conclusion that I am too serious about everything and that is not good! I need all of the forum members help now to help me, including the mods and Mili. I need to become a humorous type person! In other words, I need a social make over. I understand that I must help myself some, so I have found a couple of internet sites that I thought would be a good start. I have posted the links below so everyone who reads this post can enjoy them also, including you.

hxxp://www.funnyspit.com/ - This is a really great site, lots of funny shit here! Lots of short funny video's and more.

hxxp://www.pichunter.com/ - This is not a real funny site but since porn is gone, I have included it for those who luv porn more than life.

OK, guys, some funny shit and some porn... what a combination this is! If anyone else that reads this post know of other funny sites that I can visit, please post them. I really need to lighten up before I die. I'm not really into porn much but if its free and interesting I may take a look.

Thanks Guys for your help.

Seaboard


Quit watching CNN. Watch more movies. Try a coffee enema.

[1one]

Seaboard18,
http://www.dssftp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=61563
Now thats some funny. Dont care who you are. I can hear mili now. Yes, The checks in the mail. HeHe HeHe HeHe!!!

[fubr]

Hi Fubr,
However, I'm sure you can't tell it from my most recent posts. I don't watch TV, except CNN and the Science Channel but I found out that their is comedy channels that I can watch, including comedy movies.

Do you not see media is entertainment MAN, they do not offer us a service MAn
They are a business MAN..lol
These fuckers will show us what they think we need to see and will show us stuff to keep us at wits end. Then if they do show something the other channels drop they will claim EXCLUSIVE seen only here and I mean all of them not just cnn.
remember when the nightly new was a man at a desk and a clock on the wall behind him.
The government and the media treat us like we are stupid and we fall for it.

I mean why fill the day with SHARK attacks!!! like it is a growing epidemic.
do you know any shark attack victims?
And what about a missing girl from Alabama in another country?
How many missing girls are right here in this country everyday?
WATCH the headline news then TURN THE CHANNEL!!!

[1one]

Have you found anything to laugh at today sea?

[anyplace]

Not really comedy but you can spend some time here for enjoyment: http://www.dssftp.com/forum/arcade.php

[Ohms]

Hey Seaboard,
Run down to the local video store and rent a couple of my standards if you feel like it. These always bring a smile to my face.
My suggestions:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) voted #1 British film of all time.
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) (My vote for #1)
National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation (1997)
Canadian Bacon with John Candy (1994)
Better Off Dead with John Cusack (1985)
The Princess Bride with Billy Crystal (1987)

These are some of my picks. All make me laugh even though I have seen them many times. The Holy Grail movie reveals something new every time I watch it, and I have probably seen it 50 or more times. English humor is an acquired taste if you are not from England I guess, but I love it.

Hope this helps buddy. If half of your post is true, then you do need to lighten up a bit. Life is MUCH better when lived with a smile and a giggle as often as possible. IMHO

[seaboard18]

I think the majority of people that are involved in testing are mentally disturbed. I bet that the testers that watch porn have stop watches and devices that alert them every 15 seconds in the event that video may be lost, so they can make sure that they do not have an orgasm at the wrong moment, if an ECM were to turn the screen black! I can picture the event of couples... the wife makes "those moans and gowns" to alert the "husband, lover or whoever" that the "the time is right", the male partner says, NO NO NO, we have to wait a couple of seconds. Eventually the moment is lost and the fight begins. Spontaneous events have been turned into timed events. Mili is blamed for a wrecked marriage in the end because Mili sold them the testing device that did not work.

I was entertained by Aaron Brown for a couple of years on CNN, I could not miss his news cast. I was totally addicted to his show in the same way that women are addicted to soaps! Now he has been replaced with Anderson Cooper, a complete sissy boy! This is another type of a timed event, except it has nothing to do with sex, or does it? I have had to adjust my viewing of CNN so I can watch Carol Lin! She is cute and she makes my dick hard! She is also smart! I hope she don't leave CNN, I will be out of options then! I blame Charley for my addiction to CNN in the first place because if something happens to the stream, like a key change, I can tell quickly. The blame game, fuck, everyone does it, the government is a prime example of the blame game.

There has been two posts that have to do with ass holes so far... Lefty and now Knarf. Although I do not take offence to these posts, I can truthfully say that I consider my ass hole as the most private area on my body. I have decided that all Proctologists are evil beings that get off on being a pain in the ass. I'm not sure why the "creator" decided to place the ass hole in the area where it is at! The ass is fine but not the hole. I have always been an ass man when it comes to women but the hole... is just not for me. Next time anyone has a pain in the ass, blame the creator for it, not a person. People are not ass holes.

Please keep the posts coming, I have found all of them useful and some of the links that were posted are great. I appreciate all the help that I can get now, before its to late.

[anyplace]

Has alittle bit of everything...Also check the archives
hxxp://www.muchosucko.com/

There are links to many other related sites(ON The right part of the main page).

International fun:
hxxp://www.kornerson.com/

(ehh sometimes not so fun)
Also has Links to related sites on Bottom of main page.

[Beavervillain]

I was entertained by Aaron Brown for a couple of years on CNN, I could not miss his news cast. I was totally addicted to his show in the same way that women are addicted to soaps! Now he has been replaced with Anderson Cooper, a complete sissy boy!
How can you make that claim? I didn't see Aaron Brown in New Orleans. Anderson Cooper was and he wasn't afraid to help look for survivers. The only Pic I cam remember of Aaron Brown in the field was on 9/11 and he was on the other side of the hudson reporting in the background. So I guess I have two more questions:
What is your definition os sissy?
What color is the sky in your world?

[fubr]

they both suck ass!! how's that
was that funny?

[seaboard18]

How can you make that claim? I didn't see Aaron Brown in New Orleans. Anderson Cooper was and he wasn't afraid to help look for survivers. The only Pic I cam remember of Aaron Brown in the field was on 9/11 and he was on the other side of the hudson reporting in the background. So I guess I have two more questions:
What is your definition os sissy?
What color is the sky in your world?

Some might ask about the accuracy of the quote. I guess it would be good to make some clarification because, as with all quotes, this one needs to be put into context. I am not making a direct reference to homosexuals when I proclaim someone a sissy that acts and looks like a sissy.

Generally people that act and look feminine fits the bill of a sissy. From this point of view, the cluster of qualities and attributes that form our idea of what is masculine and what is feminine is not something specific to our time and our culture. Masculine and feminine are fundamental and common to all humans.

Anderson Cooper looks and acts feminine. Aaron Brown looks and acts masculine. Fubr writes messages that are masculine. I can only assume that Fubr is masculine looking because I can't see him.

[fubr]

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