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alsouthster
10-03-2006, 07:07 AM
Here's a liberal thread idea that will most likely go nowhere LOL

In the interest of worldwide harmony, how about members tell about where they went where the culture was different?

I'll start with...A CANADIAN IN TEXAS

First stop:
The Alamo. Not as hokey as I had feared and even a east coast lib like myself got choked up. You can sense the pride and also the struggle that took place not very long ago.
It helped that I grew up with cowboy shows on TV, and that when I started school they had to pry the holster and six guns from my hands. Remember the Alamo mofo!
p.s. never knew that most of the dudes, Crocket et al, were drunk!?

Next stop: A "nature reserve."
Here the owner had deer-like animals from Africa running free on his ranch... until they were gunned down by the paying customers hahahaha
The owner was also proud of the "wetland" he was creating in the backyard of his house, where his kids could watch ducks stop on their flight from Canada. And even more proud of the duck blinds he'd set up a mile away...

Next stop: Banderas: cowboy country
Great stop! Drank beer, saw an excellent Texas swing band, ate steak and brisket.
Noticed there was lots of mesquite in the surrounding countryside, which seemed very authentic and Texas-like.... until someone later told me mesquite is ALL that will grow anymore cuz the cattle ate all the grass. Price to pay for the beef and brisket, I guess!

Final stop: Corpus Christi. Saw the house of Farrah Fawcett. HOT DAMN. Got my photo taken fondling the ass of the Selena statue in the town square. Went to the beach and admired the oil rigs off in the distance. Went into water and got badly bit on foot by some sort of Texas crab or lobster.

All in all, a good trip! Next time, I plan to go to Houston to drink cough syrup and listen to crunk with the homeboys, anyone know where to go lemme know

alsouthster
10-03-2006, 07:21 AM
Another time, I went to Bangok, and got hit in the head by a dart that was fired out of a girl's pussy

ohfyk
10-03-2006, 08:52 AM
Another time, I went to Bangok, and got hit in the head by a dart that was fired out of a girl's pussy


now thats "culture"

whitestuff
10-04-2006, 03:06 AM
drove to rosarito beach for some surf for a few days one summer years ago. unfortunately i had to leave by myself a day earlier than the crew, and as i was winding up the highway about five miles south of tj my 81 honda car took a shit. well it was getting dark and my spanish wasn't so good, and it was a sunday. there was a little shanty town down the road like a mile but no one could help. i walked back to my g ride getting ready to sleep there, and kept walking down the road. like a mile later a truck with no hood was pulled over and a couple dudes working on it. turns out they were federales and they ran out of gas. they offered to look at my car in exchange for a siphon. turned it over once for them. the guy with no english found a bottlecap on the side of the freeway and smashed it with a rock till it was a little sqaure of metal. pulled the dist. cap off and put the cap inside(acting as new points). fucking thing fired right up and got me allllll the way home. guess in countries where the cops run out of gas they get to be resourcefull!