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barbarabari
11-19-2006, 10:50 PM
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My dear nation! The day we promised came sooner than we hoped and faster than we reckoned. The first good tidings on the manifest victory have been heralded, healing our chests and pleasing our souls and friends, while infuriating our enemies.

Here is the state of Islam in the land of two rivers, whose structure is getting stronger, whose flagpole is raising higher, and whose banner is fluttering with the might of the Exalted as a sign of disgrace to the humiliated.


Here are your enemies staggering from the adversities, tribulations, and agonies that befell them like mountains to the extent that they stand helpless to endure or even put out their fires. Today, they are carrying their belongings and roaming to escape. Their tent has bended over, their cooking pots have flipped over, and the storms of the Mujahideen uprooted them, destroyed their pillars, and tore down their dreams over their heads to the extent that they decided to leave. While clinching on their defeat, they became impatient and unable to stay longer.


With regard to all of this, I cannot but thank the most stupid and ominous president the state of slaves and drugs, America, recognized throughout its history.


This president who gave us this great historic opportunity and brought in his soldiers and experts to engage in direct fighting. The two groups engaged in a manner that we never imagined. With God's help and might, a simple and almost illiterate monotheist Iraqi peasant, blew up with his explosive charge the phony US civilization. The dreams of Uncle Sam have been shattered along with the pieces of the bodies of their soldiers and experts in the land of oil and water.


As I would like to remind this obeyed foolish that he reinstated the old Persian imperialism in a short period , so he was toward his country worse than Gorbatshuv was toward his Union.


Later, and thirdly, he turned to the Sham [Syria and Lebanon] and terrorized its tyrant [reference to Bashar Al Asad of Syria], who is a Rafidi [term used to describe a Shiite] and a Nusayri [one of Shiite’s factions]. The blockade continued until he [Bashar Al Asad of Syria] had to open his country to hundreds and thousands of Persians to acquire citizenship in it, [so the they can] support the charlatan agent of the anti-Christ, Nasr Allat [a common nickname for Naserallah of Hizbollah in Lebanon, which means the supporter and worshipper of Idol’s] who is called Nasrallah, who has recently had an alleged victory over the Roman military.

Hence, the Old Persian Empire has become complete, extending from the countries behind the river, Iran and Iraq, which is home to Al-Mada'in [an old city which was the pride of Persia back when Persia’s empire were at it’s strongest], to the Sham [Syria and Lebanon].


So, the question is: Will the Persian Magus to return the favor to the stupid Bush who revived their old glory without having to fire one bullet or sacrifice one soldier? I wonder whether the wise of Romans realize that they have become slaves and mercenaries for Persia, and that they are fighting Persia’s battles for free.


The American people have put their feet at the beginning of the right path to save themselves from their predicament, and they have begun to realize the treachery and subservience of their president and his clique to Israel. Thus, they voted with some sense in their latest elections.


I wonder if politicians will keep the promises they made to their citizens and relieve the pain of mothers by saving their sons from the lions of the Land of the Two Rivers.

Are they going to redress the huge deficit of budget, which was wasted away in a stupid losing war? Will they realize that the tax payers are actually paying the price for the bullet with which their sons are being killed with in the quagmire of Iraq?


I urge you, the lame duck, not to escape quickly as your lame defense secretary did, because we have not quenched our thirst from your blood yet. O’ coward, stand firm in the battlefield. We know that the Romans are not ashamed of defeat.


Today we announce the end of a stage of Jihad and the start of a new one, in which we lay the first cornerstone of the Islamic Caliphate project and revive the glory of religion.

And as the moment of truth and determination has fell upon us, I tell the venerable Shaykh, the brave hero, the Qurayshi Hashemite, who is of a Husayni origin [attributes to the tribe and family of the prophet], the commander of the faithful [Like Mullah Muhammad Omar in Afghanistan], Abu Umar al-Baghdadi:


I pledge allegiance to you, to hear and obey, during good and bad times, and in pleasant and unpleasant situations, and this is a promise not to dispute with whom are worthy of the right doing, and to say the truth wherever we are, and not to fear the criticism of anyone in the cause of God.


And I announce the integration of all the formations that we have established, including the Mujahideen Shura Council, on behalf of my brothers in the council, under the authority of the Islamic State of Iraq, putting at your disposal and direct orders 12,000 fighters, who constitute the army of Al-Qa'ida. All of them have pledged an allegiance to die in the cause of God, as well as more than 10,000 others who are still not fully prepared materially [financially].

smilingjack
11-19-2006, 11:51 PM
moved,

So put all the 22,000 fighters in one place and wee will send in
"puff the magic Dragon"
to mow em down like blade of grass.

Ohms
11-19-2006, 11:56 PM
puff the magic Dragon... LOL That will work alright!

Instant martyrdom

Hurry Hurry, step right up.
Today only, free of charge.
get your virgins while they last
No martyr turned away
what's it going to take to get you to leave here a martyr today?
Don't push, no waiting at gunships 3 and 7

smilingjack
11-20-2006, 12:11 AM
One of two is.................. Instant martyrdom

21,000 is just blind following of a misguided manic

There Al-Qaeda leader a misguided manic

There is more KKK members, the are more Black Malcolm X, there are even communist, there are street gangs here in this country.

And if you want to piss some really bad people off, tell Al-Qaeda to start destroying pizza pallors and Italian restaurants down...... 100,000 camels for sale cheap, no riders survived

davidghoser
11-20-2006, 03:45 AM
It will be fun to have the usual 100,000 ragheads full of testosterone on the streets screaming "Death to America! Death to UK! Death to Israel! Death to Denmark! Death to Australia" and then suddenly, fighter after fighter buzz the crowd, dumping our excess supply of napalm. The last one lights it all up with a missile.
:D
That would be absolutely fucking achbar.

Twostep
11-20-2006, 05:56 PM
Best not to do this, bro. The ACLU will tie the US courts up for years with wrongful death lawsuits; Radicals will be chanting "slip-and-fall lawyers achbar" in the streets....:eek:

That idiot mentioned having 22000, or whatever, martyrs ready to give their lives for the sake of Jihad - if only it were just 22,000. I'd say 100 million would be more accurate. Has anybody been watching some of the TV specials lately? They're training whole nations - an entire generation of kids, by the millions - to kill infidels, kill jews and Americans, kill anyone who blasphemes Islam and Mohammed, in the name of Allah. That's all they teach these kids, from 3-4 years old until they're old enough to strap C4 around their waists, dream of paradise and ponder all those virgins. Wonder what the female martyrs get when they arrive in paradise.

It ain't no laughing matter. Radical Islam is Nazi Germany on LOTS of steroids.

Budreaux
11-20-2006, 07:22 PM
The one question I always wondered about NOT being asked is...
Where are all these Virgins coming from?

davidghoser
11-20-2006, 10:44 PM
An old joke...

Q: Why can't you circumcise Moslems?




A: There's no end to those pricks.


(at 1.6 Billion strong, ain't it da truth!)

realfire
11-20-2006, 11:00 PM
yep, I agree islam & the holy bible both promote fear & hate, get over the fairy tales

davidghoser
11-20-2006, 11:08 PM
Nobody takes the Bible literally in 2006 (Kill adulterers and homosexuals). The Koran is still taught at FULL STRENGTH.

realfire
11-21-2006, 03:10 AM
so is the bible in the south, try & open a titty bar with these fucks

skinerd
11-21-2006, 03:54 AM
Face it, the Iraq war is doomed for the US, we are not fighting Iraqis, rather we fight insurgents, that we can't tell them from the populace. The US went to topple Saddam, we did that, the Iraqis are supposed to be on our side, shit. But there are several Iraqi sides, one funded by outsiders. Think it's fun now??? Wait till those idiots get a real bomb, no doubt they won't hesitate to use it, they plain don't give a shit if they live or die, as long as in dieing they take a bunch of others with them.
Those bastards don't want peace, they want the world and will stop short of nothing to push their agenda. They have enough "believers" to blow themselves up, and take a lot with them. And with the political atmosphere in the US, it is actually helping their cause.

I only hope they back Israel up far enough they A-bomb the bastards, cause the political pussies here won't do it, no matter how far it goes.

Some US schools were forced into giving Muslim students time for daily prayer, yet the Christian kids are told NO.....fine country we have here....we're doomed, fucked, fini.....

davidghoser
11-21-2006, 04:53 AM
IMHO, the best solution is to divide the country into three, have Israeli-style border walls erected between them, arm everyone, including the ninja women, and go home.

Kurdistan (for the Kurds),
Sunnystan (for the Sunnis), and
ShittyStan (for the Shitties)