Crazy1_79
05-08-2007, 07:46 AM
It is a sad world we live in when i have to say this, but this story is fictional DO NOT HOOK UP YOUR LOADER TO A LIGHTNING ROD!! YOU WILL PROBALLY DIE! Ohms got me wound up in the shoutbox and wanted to hear a story he is responsible for this! but it is funny
It was dark and stormy night. Lightning was striking close to home, i had a
100 foot tower with a lightning rod, wired into the vcc of my loader. I
waited patiently until i could no longer count to 1 in between the lightning
and thunder. then when the time was right, I clicked on the run script
button the second the lighting hit the lightning rod that was wired to the
vcc of the card slot. I used wart remover to freeze the asic before
submerging in in a anhydrous ammonia bath. The smoke was so thick, you could
of cut it with a knife. I held my ground as the fire overtook my entire home
waiting to see the good response received. About the time i thought i would
be overtook with smoke and the lcd screen on my computer starting popping
pixels from the heat i seen it,.........................in a melting glob of
visual electronic genius, way at the bottom of the warped screen it appeared
to me,............. +07+55!!! I knew then my 102 was unlocked. but the fire
was to the ceiling and stood between me and my loader. I quickly grabbed
the wart remover and began spraying myself as I stepped into the hellish
inferno. I reached my super nexus (MSRP is 1 dollar more that vortex) and
grasped it with a iron grip and pulled like i never pulled before. The
minute i grasped the loader another bolt of lighting hit the lightning rod
and send a jolt of electricity through me the likes of which i cannot
describe, but i felt alive,..So alive and alive and 07+55!!! I then pulled
the loader to rescue it from the inferno i once called a home. It was then i
realized the thumb screws on the serial cable had been securely fastened on
both sides of the loader and to the com port of computer. This was the point
I realized that foul play maybe involved because really, who screws in those
damn things? I knew charlie was onto me, very likely parked in front of the
fire hydrant that would save my life when the firemen got here. I knew by
now they would have it disguised as a simple mailbox to throw the firemen
off long enough for me to meet my demise. I knew i was on my own. Just me
and my open rom 102 rev 10b. It occurred to me that i had drank a case of
beer at this point and not pissed yet because of the battle between me and
my 10B. my thoughts raced,.....I had no other options, could I? could a man
possibly piss his way out of a hellish inferno that Hades himself would be
afraid of? I grabbed my wart remover in case of some brilliant Mcgyver
moment would occur in my head and i needed it. I unzipped my pants. and let
it go but to my dismay the heat was so intense my piss was evaporating before it
hit the fiery realms of death that surrounded me. So i began to spray my
steam of urine with my wart remover. (CFC free and non flammable) and i made
it out! with my open 10B! As I awoke the next morning in a oxegyn tent, my
10B still grasped in my hand I realized that i was not the same man i was
the night before, the lightning had done something to me,......changed me in
ways i could not explain or express. It was then I noticed the burnt flesh
on my chest that clearly read +07+55!!! I knew then i had become something
more,......something greater,.........I WAS THE GLITCHINATOR!
It was dark and stormy night. Lightning was striking close to home, i had a
100 foot tower with a lightning rod, wired into the vcc of my loader. I
waited patiently until i could no longer count to 1 in between the lightning
and thunder. then when the time was right, I clicked on the run script
button the second the lighting hit the lightning rod that was wired to the
vcc of the card slot. I used wart remover to freeze the asic before
submerging in in a anhydrous ammonia bath. The smoke was so thick, you could
of cut it with a knife. I held my ground as the fire overtook my entire home
waiting to see the good response received. About the time i thought i would
be overtook with smoke and the lcd screen on my computer starting popping
pixels from the heat i seen it,.........................in a melting glob of
visual electronic genius, way at the bottom of the warped screen it appeared
to me,............. +07+55!!! I knew then my 102 was unlocked. but the fire
was to the ceiling and stood between me and my loader. I quickly grabbed
the wart remover and began spraying myself as I stepped into the hellish
inferno. I reached my super nexus (MSRP is 1 dollar more that vortex) and
grasped it with a iron grip and pulled like i never pulled before. The
minute i grasped the loader another bolt of lighting hit the lightning rod
and send a jolt of electricity through me the likes of which i cannot
describe, but i felt alive,..So alive and alive and 07+55!!! I then pulled
the loader to rescue it from the inferno i once called a home. It was then i
realized the thumb screws on the serial cable had been securely fastened on
both sides of the loader and to the com port of computer. This was the point
I realized that foul play maybe involved because really, who screws in those
damn things? I knew charlie was onto me, very likely parked in front of the
fire hydrant that would save my life when the firemen got here. I knew by
now they would have it disguised as a simple mailbox to throw the firemen
off long enough for me to meet my demise. I knew i was on my own. Just me
and my open rom 102 rev 10b. It occurred to me that i had drank a case of
beer at this point and not pissed yet because of the battle between me and
my 10B. my thoughts raced,.....I had no other options, could I? could a man
possibly piss his way out of a hellish inferno that Hades himself would be
afraid of? I grabbed my wart remover in case of some brilliant Mcgyver
moment would occur in my head and i needed it. I unzipped my pants. and let
it go but to my dismay the heat was so intense my piss was evaporating before it
hit the fiery realms of death that surrounded me. So i began to spray my
steam of urine with my wart remover. (CFC free and non flammable) and i made
it out! with my open 10B! As I awoke the next morning in a oxegyn tent, my
10B still grasped in my hand I realized that i was not the same man i was
the night before, the lightning had done something to me,......changed me in
ways i could not explain or express. It was then I noticed the burnt flesh
on my chest that clearly read +07+55!!! I knew then i had become something
more,......something greater,.........I WAS THE GLITCHINATOR!