Bandit5906
06-23-2007, 04:12 AM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult surgical
procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the y oung nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned
that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look
and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...
A R e -- m y -- t e S t -- R e S U l t S -- B a c k?
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult surgical
procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the y oung nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned
that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in
the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look
and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...
A R e -- m y -- t e S t -- R e S U l t S -- B a c k?