Bandit5906
07-26-2007, 11:11 PM
A 75 year old man goes to the doctor for a check up. The doctor runs a bunch of tests and says to the man: “you are in great shape for a 75 yr old man, but you never know. How's your relationship with God?”
The old man says my relationship with God is great! We are real tight!
He says: “picture this, every night I get up to take a leak and God turns on the bathroom light and when I'm done he turns it off.”
The Doctor is puzzled so he calls the old man’s wife. He says: ”I want to talk to you about your husband’s relationship with God.”
The doctor tells her how he said God turns the bathroom light on for him and when he's done God turns it off, and asks is this true?
The wife says: “that friggin idiot, he's pissing in the refrigerator again!”
The old man says my relationship with God is great! We are real tight!
He says: “picture this, every night I get up to take a leak and God turns on the bathroom light and when I'm done he turns it off.”
The Doctor is puzzled so he calls the old man’s wife. He says: ”I want to talk to you about your husband’s relationship with God.”
The doctor tells her how he said God turns the bathroom light on for him and when he's done God turns it off, and asks is this true?
The wife says: “that friggin idiot, he's pissing in the refrigerator again!”