lefty
09-07-2007, 09:55 AM
Three Hillbillies, Billy Bob, Jimmy Joe, and Dicky Do are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "
2nd Hillbilly Jimmy Joe says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly Jimmy Joe says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly Jimmy Joe says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly Dicky Do says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both of yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies Billy Bob and Jimmy Joe say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hillbilly Dicky Do says: "She ain't got no pecker."
1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. "
2nd Hillbilly Jimmy Joe says: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly Jimmy Joe says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st Hillbilly Billy Bob says: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly Jimmy Joe says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly Dicky Do says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both of yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies Billy Bob and Jimmy Joe say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hillbilly Dicky Do says: "She ain't got no pecker."