A little reasoning here?

[Bandit5906]

Faulty advice.

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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

[Twostep]

Along the lines of dead people and morons...:)

A guy and and blonde were chatting in a quiet bar one evening, talking and watching the television in the corner of the room when the 10 O'clock news came on with a news alert. Seems as if some deranged guy was threatening to jump off a 40-story building.

The guy says " I bet he jumps".
The blonde says " I bet he doesn't".
Guy says, "50 bucks says he does".
Blonde says, "You're on".

The deranged dude on top of the building does indeed jump to his death. Angry, the blonde hands the guy a fifty. The guy says, "I can't take your money, this is a replay of the 5 O'clock news and I already knew the guy jumped".

Blonde says, " I saw the 5 O'clock news too; I just didn't believe the idiot would try the same thing twice". :rolleyes:

[fubr]

haha

then also jerry clower said the shotgun is for the dog in case I come down the ladder before the bear does.

[mtmt1us]

Ha .....rofl