apple announcement

[mr. ringo]

apple announced today that it had developed a breast implant that can store
and play music. the i-Tit will cost $499 or $599 dependingon cup size. this
has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[l3opard]

haha..seriously?

[cayoacosta]

What is the name of this device?

iTit?

[Bandit5906]

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's
door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing. But, before the
cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day
before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how
the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the
most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?
It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
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"MY ROLEX!"

[smilingjack]

Lexus, just a cheap Japanese card

Now "MY ROLEX!" is something to scream about

[Bandit5906]

I knew the Rolex would appeal to SJ!

[smilingjack]

I got one. Went right to the factory.
In 1963, (The U.S.A.F. Paid the bill.)
I am wearing it right now.
Never been to the shop. Keep perfect time.