PDA

View Full Version : BE HONEST get a calculator and post your score below


jodhpurman
03-15-2008, 11:02 PM
I can’t wait to see this on some of you. Be honest!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tally it up people and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is..." reply to this thread











DON'T LIE YOU KNOW YOU HAVE ALL PEED IN THE POOL BACK IN THE DAY CAFE!!!!!

I want to know how bad all of you are! Dear God. Please forgive

me....And I thought I was a boring person! This is fun to do. Just read

the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until

you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your

bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your

answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $20

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to

you--$40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $100

Had sex for money or paid for it -- $100

Ever had sex with the a teacher -- $50

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close

friend--$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $100

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $100

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $100

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 25 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $100

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with- at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up people and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is..." reply to this thread

skinerd
03-15-2008, 11:50 PM
$1025....

alsouthster
03-15-2008, 11:59 PM
$1115

mannybeef
03-16-2008, 01:34 AM
i dare someone to have .50 cents to pay.
lol

lefty
03-16-2008, 01:43 AM
$255.50 - ruh roh

kable2
03-16-2008, 02:10 AM
695

mlee222
03-16-2008, 02:35 AM
My Bar Tab Is...1185.50...... yes i did:o

Twostep
03-16-2008, 02:47 AM
711.00. It was 710, but I remember pissing the pool twice.:D

jodhpurman
03-16-2008, 02:47 AM
450.00 :) :)

garrettee
03-16-2008, 02:53 AM
Mine is $845

bud02
03-16-2008, 03:41 AM
total 700.50
I wonder if there is a profile map for these totals?

puppycake
03-16-2008, 04:20 AM
My bar tab is $725.00

skinerd
03-16-2008, 06:03 AM
$255.50 - ruh roh

$255.50.........gosh lefty, we lead a sheltered life???????



j/k of course......

geckotone
03-16-2008, 06:39 AM
My Bar Tab might be $1405.50, but I've only got $50! Guess I'll catch you next time!

The only things I haven't done on that list is have sex with someone of the same sex, or "Had Sex on MySpace" (I don't know how that's possible but I don't have a MySpace account, or a Virtual Vagina).

Were we supposed to include how many times we've done each thing, 'cause I can't remember (must have been the $20 worth of pot I smoked :)!

Honestly, I thought I was pretty straight-laced compared to most of my counterparts, and I was raised in a Nunnery...

Here's a few things you didn't include - Have you ever:
Raped a fellow inmate?
Accidently killed a hooker?
Gave someone a "curby"?
Peeled off all the skin on your arm while you're on acid?
Peeled off all the skin on someone else's arm while you're on acid?
Got a tattoo of something racially offensive on your face?
Buy or Sell Drugs?
Buy or sell illegal firearms?
Buy or sell slaves for the sex industry?
Go to a foreign country to torture prisoners that were extraordinarily renditioned?
Sodomized a political prisoner with a Maglite?
Killed your baby and claimed it was SIDS?
Used Hypodermic needles as darts and your partner's ass as a target?
Date raped someone?
Given someone a Swirlie?
Given someone a Ruffie?
Had sex with more than one person at the same time?
Had sex with more than one person on the same day?
Passed out and woke up with your head shaved and covered in Sharpie marker?
Passed out and found yourself in a car you don't own with a Kilo of blow on your lap, a dead hooker in the passenger seat, and a Squad car parked behind you with a dead cop lying on the hood with his pants down?

I didn't understand the pricing system. How come Vandalism and Battery are both cheaper than having sex on MySpace? Would murdering a priest after forcing him to sodomize a hooker just be a buck or so?



I'm just razzing you! - I thought it was a really funny questionaire! :D



"My God! I haven't been f*@ked like that since grade school!"
Marla Singer (Helena Bonham Carter) from "Fight Club"

Stockwell_Day
03-16-2008, 07:01 AM
910.50, and here I thought I was pretty tame. Thank god for Lefty

JT
03-16-2008, 09:35 AM
$1110.50 here.

SEARCHY4
03-16-2008, 09:47 AM
My Bar Tab Is 835.50
If Repeat Offence Counts Then I Am Infinty This.
Millions Of $$ Just On "pot"(i Hate That Word)

Crazy1_79
03-16-2008, 09:54 AM
$940.50 Oh yeah I peed in the pool!!!

yeah if repeat offenses count as double between acid/ pot and driving drunk, I am in the millions!!! lol

nascarnuts
03-16-2008, 12:24 PM
$ 555.50 is my bar tab. Of course I peed in the pool, I had to adjust the ph

nsfarmers
03-16-2008, 02:38 PM
my tab is 1520.50

lefty
03-16-2008, 04:27 PM
$255.50.........gosh lefty, we lead a sheltered life???????

Youse guys are scaring me.....LOL!

h20skier
03-16-2008, 04:38 PM
$1255.50 And a few i didn't even see on there. I KNOW

rg6a
03-16-2008, 05:19 PM
What is this, a New Fox Reality Show audition? ;-)

My score, a puny $815.50

Crazy1_79
03-16-2008, 07:19 PM
my g/f was $305.50 I think sattelite piracy is worth 100 bucks ain't it? LOL