10 toes up!

[jodhpurman]

3 boys were out stairing into this window when a police officer walked up a asked the boys what they were looking at. Without saying a word the officer looked in and seen a man & woman having sex. Well the police officer arrested the couple and asked the boys to testify in court. Well during the trial, the judge asked the first boy " Son in your own words what did you see?" little boy said "I saw a man and a woman F***ing!" judge screamed" You will not talk like that in my court room!" and threw the boy out, second boy sits down and the judge asks " Son in your own words what did you see?" little boy says " I saw a man & woman screwing!" Judge screams " You will not talk like that in my court room!" and threw him out! third little boy sits down and the judge says " Son in your own words what did you see?" little boy says " It's like this your honor, I saw 10 toes up and 10 toes down, 2 butts going round and round, the meat slipped in the meat slipped out, if that aint F***ing you can throw me out!"