Tax Rebate

[pswine1]

Tax Rebate

This morning President Bush said each one of us would get a $1200.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be $1400.00, but they dropped it to a $1200.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.

Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China, if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.....and none of these scenarios will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America .....so the only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution. It seems that these are the only businesses left in the U.S.

[Foos]

Retirement Planning:

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminium and glass recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle!

[lefty]

Better still,

Take a portion of that money, spend it here, learn a little and watch some 'free' TV!

Take that, Charlie! :eek: :D :eek: :D

[skinerd]

Mine will prolly all get spent in Mexico............:).......as I know where to shop......:)