Ring Ring

[jodhpurman]

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
**"Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
> **This is Daddy.**
> **Is Mommy near the phone?'**
> **'No, Daddy.**
> **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
> **After a brief pause,**
> **Daddy says,**
> **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
> **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
> **Right now.'**
> Brief Pause.
> **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
> **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
> **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
> **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
> **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
> **A few minutes later**
> **The little girl comes back to the phone.**
> **'I did it, Daddy.'**
> **'And what happened, honey?' **
> 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
> around screaming.**

> **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
> **And now she isn't moving at all!'**
> **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**
> **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
> **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
> **And into the swimming pool.**
> **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
> **Last week to clean it.**
> **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
> *****Long Pause*****
> *****Longer Pause*****
> *****Even Longer Pause*****>
> **Then Daddy says,**
> **'Swimming pool? ...........**
> **Is this 486-5731?'*
> **No, I think you have the wrong number.......*