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jodhpurman
03-22-2008, 02:25 PM
"This is my tryout for Nascar."

"I've got to get back to Amish Country before they
realize that I am missing."

"That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and
buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"

"Cause those Tacos rule."

"Uh-Oh..Wapner's on...I'm an excellent driver."

"Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."

"Umm... I'm drunk?"