z80
03-23-2008, 09:09 AM
This one's pretty bad, but if you tell it right not to many people can help but laugh!!
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A girl wants to go to the prom, but her boyfriends car
is broke down. So she decides to see if her dad will let
them use his car to go.
GIRL: "Dad, can we use your car to go to the prom tonight?"
DAD: "No!"
GIRL: "Come on dad it's my senior prom, please!"
DAD: "Tell you what, i will let you, if you give me a Blowjob"
Girl: "DAD!, thats sick"
DAD "Hey you want to use the car; i want a blowjob, seems fair to me."
So anyway, she goes down on him and backs off saying;
"AHH, that taste like shit!"
Dad while smacking his forehead with his palm, replies
"Oh god, thats right. Your brothers got the car tonight!"
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Take Care, z80.
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A girl wants to go to the prom, but her boyfriends car
is broke down. So she decides to see if her dad will let
them use his car to go.
GIRL: "Dad, can we use your car to go to the prom tonight?"
DAD: "No!"
GIRL: "Come on dad it's my senior prom, please!"
DAD: "Tell you what, i will let you, if you give me a Blowjob"
Girl: "DAD!, thats sick"
DAD "Hey you want to use the car; i want a blowjob, seems fair to me."
So anyway, she goes down on him and backs off saying;
"AHH, that taste like shit!"
Dad while smacking his forehead with his palm, replies
"Oh god, thats right. Your brothers got the car tonight!"
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Take Care, z80.