jodhpurman
03-25-2008, 04:10 PM
The 3 war vets go for a job as government office workers and all get accepted providing they pass a physical. The first guy goes in and the doctor gives him the physical and say everything is fine but he must know why the man has scars all over his hand. The man replies that when he was in the war a mortar gun blew up near him resulting in the burns. The doctor says fine and show up tomorrow 7:30am to start.
The second man goes in and passes his physical but again the doctor see’s scars on his body and the man explains it also was for reasons during the war. Again the doctor tells to show up tomorrow at the same time to work.
The third guy goes in and passes his physical but the doctor notices he has no testicles and the doctor asks him why and he responds it was a wartime injury. The doctor OK’s him and tells him to show up tomorrow at 8:30am to start work.
The guy thinks this is odd and asks the doctor why his buddies get to show an hour earlier than him.
So the doctor explains that at this company for the first hour there is not much to do so the guys usually hang around scratching their balls so you get to sleep in an hour.
The second man goes in and passes his physical but again the doctor see’s scars on his body and the man explains it also was for reasons during the war. Again the doctor tells to show up tomorrow at the same time to work.
The third guy goes in and passes his physical but the doctor notices he has no testicles and the doctor asks him why and he responds it was a wartime injury. The doctor OK’s him and tells him to show up tomorrow at 8:30am to start work.
The guy thinks this is odd and asks the doctor why his buddies get to show an hour earlier than him.
So the doctor explains that at this company for the first hour there is not much to do so the guys usually hang around scratching their balls so you get to sleep in an hour.