Go Downtown

[jodhpurman]

A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He

asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her

knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals,

looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying
the whole business.

After a couple minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of

peeved voice, "Well, what are you doing?"

She said, "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown
with
no money - just looking."