jodhpurman
03-29-2008, 02:50 AM
This guy is driving down the road filling his Zippo lighter with fluid when he hits a bump in the road and spills fluid all over his arm. He does his best to clean it up, but the fluid is still potent. He proceeds to light his lighter and............POOF....... his arm burst into flames. He tries to put out the fire with no luck. He rolls down his window and flaps his arm in the wind trying to extinguish the flames. Just then, a police car pulls him over. The officer then handcuffs him and carts him off to jail. He is booked for...........possession of a "FIREARM"!!!!