jodhpurman
03-30-2008, 01:50 AM
Ø > >> DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS>>>>
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Ø A young boy comes down for breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his
chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no
breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he' s a little ticked off
so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the
cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He
goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
Ø 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have
any milk in my cereal? he asks.
Ø Well,' his mother says,
Ø I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you
kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you
Ø kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.
Ø Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen.
Ø The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
'You gonna tell him or should I'??
Ø
Ø A young boy comes down for breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his
chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no
breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he' s a little ticked off
so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the
cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He
goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
Ø 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have
any milk in my cereal? he asks.
Ø Well,' his mother says,
Ø I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you
kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you
Ø kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.
Ø Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen.
Ø The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
'You gonna tell him or should I'??