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jodhpurman
03-30-2008, 01:51 AM
A young soldier called on a sixteen year old girl, and remarked to her parents that he was from Philadelphia.

The girl's father commented that he and his wife were married there seventeen years ago.

A startled expression passed over the soldier's face.

Next morning the daughter said in disgust, "That certainly did it, Father. I had told him I was eighteen; so then of course, I had to tell him I was illegitimate."