Indian Chips

[jodhpurman]

Indian Chips
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When the new school year started the history teacher was so
excited
because there were three little Indian boys in her class.
She was
beside
herself with excitement. So she asks the first little
Indian boy to
stand
up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he
knows this.
The
little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest &
takes his
fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice "
I am a
Cherokee. My Father and I walked for many moons and one day
my Father
says
son, you see all this land. This is Cherokee land. So, I
know I am a
Cherokee."

The teacher says very good and asks the next little Indian
boy to
stand.
The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest &
takes his
fist
and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am
a
Comanche. My
Father and I walked for many moons and one day my Father
says son,
you see
all this land. This is Comanche land. So, I know I am a
Comanche."

The teacher is growing more excited by the moment and asks
the last
little
Indian boy to stand up.

The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest &
takes his
fist
and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice " I am
a
Fuckawee".
The teacher looks dumb founded & says "I don't think there
is any such
tribe as the Fuckawee."

The little boy says, "My Father & I walked for many days
and many
nights,
and many nights and many days. We ran out of water, but we
kept
walking.
With no rest, we were getting weary. Finally, one day my
Father stops
and
with his hand to shield the sun from his eyes, looks
around, an says:
"Hmmmm, where the Fuckawee"