jodhpurman
12-28-2008, 08:39 PM
A guy is sitting in a bar, and he orders a beer, as the bartender brings him his beer he notices a monkey at the other end of the bar. He ask the bartender "whos monkey is that". "he is mine" the bartender replies.
Next thing you know the monkey starts pounding on the bar....... The bartender grabs a mug, fills it up with beer, and slides it down the bar to the monkey..... The monkey grabs it chugs it and slides the empty mug back to the bartender...
"Thats AMAZING" the patron yelled......
"Thats not all he can do" said the bartender... "check this out"
He grabs a small wooden bat from under the bar and walks over to the monkey and wacks him square in the middle of the head! The monkey hops over the bar, un-does the bartenders pants and gives him a BJ.....
"WOW!!!! THAT IS AMAZING" siad the patron....
"do you want to try?" Asked the bartender
" I'd LOVE to"... said the customer......... " JUST DONT HIT ME SO HARD"
Next thing you know the monkey starts pounding on the bar....... The bartender grabs a mug, fills it up with beer, and slides it down the bar to the monkey..... The monkey grabs it chugs it and slides the empty mug back to the bartender...
"Thats AMAZING" the patron yelled......
"Thats not all he can do" said the bartender... "check this out"
He grabs a small wooden bat from under the bar and walks over to the monkey and wacks him square in the middle of the head! The monkey hops over the bar, un-does the bartenders pants and gives him a BJ.....
"WOW!!!! THAT IS AMAZING" siad the patron....
"do you want to try?" Asked the bartender
" I'd LOVE to"... said the customer......... " JUST DONT HIT ME SO HARD"