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cold iron
12-31-2008, 05:15 PM
Happy New Year 2009


I want you guys to be the first of all my e-mail buddies that I
wish to send Happy New Year greetings...

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.

Whites are happy, OJ is in jail.


Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.


Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush
stole the election.


And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!

I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration,
Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real
estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our /alternative
energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hrricanes
and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama,
solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government
and achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.


My best wishes for 2009 :)


"The government cannot give to anyone anything that it does not first take
from someone else."

rg6a
12-31-2008, 10:45 PM
This poor bastard is inheriting a hornet's nest and the Honeymoon will be over very quickly and then perhaps we might wish Barak to The Future.

What's with that dirty Illinois Governor........the Effer is almost fifty and not only is he crooked but has a great dye job and the hair and bangs of a sixteen year old.

This Effer makes Wubblya' look like a choirboy!