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lefty
12-31-2008, 09:36 PM
Some doctor on the TV this morning said that the way to achieve "inner peace" is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a c hocolets. Yu haf no idr who frkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece. Hapy Holdays!!!!