jodhpurman
01-14-2009, 04:00 AM
The Cleveland Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Cleveland for the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use
them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A.. The Cleveland Browns.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have
in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell
'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Cleveland Browns out of your
yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. To Field - they never have a touchdown
there!
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and a possums have in
common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Cleveland for the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use
them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A.. The Cleveland Browns.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have
in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell
'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Cleveland Browns out of your
yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. To Field - they never have a touchdown
there!
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and a possums have in
common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.