lefty
07-08-2009, 04:10 AM
There was once a chicken farmer that had a parrot for a pet. This parrot rode on the seat beside him whenever he drove to town to sell some chickens.
Now, on occasion during the trip into town, the farmer would see a young girl walking to town. He'd pull over and say to the girl, "Fuck or walk!" And wouldn't you know it, some didn't walk.... if you get my drift!
One fine day driving into town with a load of chickens, the farmer noticed his parrot missing from the seat back where he usually rode. Looking around in the cab he didn't see him. He checked the rear view mirrors and saw chickens and feathers flying all over the place behind the truck. He slammed on the brakes and ran to the rear of the truck, and there was the parrot.......grabbing chickens by the throat, saying to each one: "Fuck or walk!"
To which each chicken replied "WOK!"
(this is a repost - in an effort to counter Giz's repost of Cojo's parrot post, which was a repost from the past as well - sorry folks, things are slow and old humor must be recycled).
Now, on occasion during the trip into town, the farmer would see a young girl walking to town. He'd pull over and say to the girl, "Fuck or walk!" And wouldn't you know it, some didn't walk.... if you get my drift!
One fine day driving into town with a load of chickens, the farmer noticed his parrot missing from the seat back where he usually rode. Looking around in the cab he didn't see him. He checked the rear view mirrors and saw chickens and feathers flying all over the place behind the truck. He slammed on the brakes and ran to the rear of the truck, and there was the parrot.......grabbing chickens by the throat, saying to each one: "Fuck or walk!"
To which each chicken replied "WOK!"
(this is a repost - in an effort to counter Giz's repost of Cojo's parrot post, which was a repost from the past as well - sorry folks, things are slow and old humor must be recycled).